Comments on: The Apprentice 3, Episode 10 http://www.seanpaune.com/2005/03/25/the-apprentice-3-episode-10/ Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:04:16 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Sean P Aune http://www.seanpaune.com/2005/03/25/the-apprentice-3-episode-10/comment-page-1/#comment-73 Sean P Aune Thu, 31 Mar 2005 03:07:54 +0000 http://seanpaune.com/?p=115#comment-73 There are so many shows I would watch if only I had a remote control. Oh where oh where would I ever find a remote control?;) I watched one episode of "Fat Actress"...that was enough. "Dr. House"...well...if they would get someone else to write the commercials I might try it out. "Will Dr. House risk everything to solve his toughest case yet?" Well gee...wasn't his toughest case last week? Oh wait...this ones even TOUGHER! Silly me;) All TV is silly...I really should just give it all up, and I would....if I just had a remote control to turn it all off with...*sigh* There are so many shows I would watch if only I had a remote control. Oh where oh where would I ever find a remote control?;)

I watched one episode of “Fat Actress”…that was enough.

“Dr. House”…well…if they would get someone else to write the commercials I might try it out. “Will Dr. House risk everything to solve his toughest case yet?” Well gee…wasn’t his toughest case last week? Oh wait…this ones even TOUGHER! Silly me;)

All TV is silly…I really should just give it all up, and I would….if I just had a remote control to turn it all off with…*sigh*

]]> By: Old High School Friend http://www.seanpaune.com/2005/03/25/the-apprentice-3-episode-10/comment-page-1/#comment-72 Old High School Friend Wed, 30 Mar 2005 22:59:41 +0000 http://seanpaune.com/?p=115#comment-72 I am soooo bored with reality tv! However, I have had the misfurtune of finding something even more boring and that is reading long, overthought recaps of reality tv shows! It took me almost as long to read this entry as it did to avoid watching the actual program! Why don't you broaden a bit? Check out "House" (http://www.fox.com/house/) on FOX, Mondays @9:00pm. Fantastic show! I know you'll fall in love with Dr. House's stand-offish, don't-give-a-flying-whatever attitude. He also has an admirably sarcastic sense of humor. In a recent episode he was ticked about having to work in the clinic on a weekend night so he walks into the waiting area, faces the soon-to-be patients and says, "I'm Dr. House and I will be your Dr. this evening. I've just come off of an 18 hour shift so don't annoy me. If any of you get to be too annoying, you may see me remove this bottle from my pocket. This is Percodan. It's mine. No, you can't have any and no, I don't have a pain management issue. Or maybe I do. Maybe I'm just too drugged out to know the difference. So, who wants me?" Good stuff, huh? He'll become your newest diety. However, if you're looking for a show to bitch about, find "Fat Actress" (http://www.sho.com/site/fatactress/home.do) on Showtime, Mondays @9:00. Yes, that's right, same night - same time. You'll have to fire up the VCR, unless you can't find the remote or something. (inside joke, folks) Where was I? Oh yeah, Annoying Actress. Oops! I mean Fat Actress, although annoying describes the show better. This week she tried to lose weight by using the "Coy Effect". Coy fish only grow as big as their aquarium will allow, so Kirstie is duped (by Blossom, her next door neighbor and arch nemesis) into adopting it as a dieting tactic. She had to surround herself with little people, live in a little play house, even speak with a little voice. Her normal voice sound like fingernails on a chalkboard, but that little voice had me praying to be struck deaf ASAP! Anyway, I'm done. Check out these shows and I'll look for your reviews on Tuesday. I am soooo bored with reality tv! However, I have had the misfurtune of finding something even more boring and that is reading long, overthought recaps of reality tv shows! It took me almost as long to read this entry as it did to avoid watching the actual program! Why don’t you broaden a bit? Check out “House” (http://www.fox.com/house/) on FOX, Mondays @9:00pm. Fantastic show! I know you’ll fall in love with Dr. House’s stand-offish, don’t-give-a-flying-whatever attitude. He also has an admirably sarcastic sense of humor. In a recent episode he was ticked about having to work in the clinic on a weekend night so he walks into the waiting area, faces the soon-to-be patients and says, “I’m Dr. House and I will be your Dr. this evening. I’ve just come off of an 18 hour shift so don’t annoy me. If any of you get to be too annoying, you may see me remove this bottle from my pocket. This is Percodan. It’s mine. No, you can’t have any and no, I don’t have a pain management issue. Or maybe I do. Maybe I’m just too drugged out to know the difference. So, who wants me?” Good stuff, huh? He’ll become your newest diety. However, if you’re looking for a show to bitch about, find “Fat Actress” (http://www.sho.com/site/fatactress/home.do) on Showtime, Mondays @9:00. Yes, that’s right, same night – same time. You’ll have to fire up the VCR, unless you can’t find the remote or something. (inside joke, folks) Where was I? Oh yeah, Annoying Actress. Oops! I mean Fat Actress, although annoying describes the show better. This week she tried to lose weight by using the “Coy Effect”. Coy fish only grow as big as their aquarium will allow, so Kirstie is duped (by Blossom, her next door neighbor and arch nemesis) into adopting it as a dieting tactic. She had to surround herself with little people, live in a little play house, even speak with a little voice. Her normal voice sound like fingernails on a chalkboard, but that little voice had me praying to be struck deaf ASAP!

Anyway, I’m done. Check out these shows and I’ll look for your reviews on Tuesday.

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