Not that I doubt anoyone is that riveted to them, my reality show recaps are running behind because my laptop had to go to the shop yesterday when it just started randomly rebooting. So to help you all out.

Dear lord, could *insert reality idiot’s name here* be any stupider? Needless to say *his/her* team lost and they were (choose one)

Evicted
Booted
Fired
Received A Letter