November 3 2005

The squirrels were married…

I am now the proud owner of a…..

Red Swingline Stapler

OH YEAH! Who’s the man?

For those of you who have no clue why this is so ultimely awesome, you must see the movie Office Space…oh yes, YOU MUST!

“And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire… “

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