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November 22 2005

That’s the sound of me banging my head on the keyboard

I have an odd obsession with reading about teacher/student sexual relationships because it fascinates me how any adult, in their right mind, could think “Man, Billy may only be 14, but he sure is sexy!” So with that said, I was just reading about the sentancing of Debra Lafave. You may remember she was the 25 yer old reading teacher who had sex with an unnamed 14 year old student because “her marriage was in trouble and that she was aroused by the fact that having sex with him was not allowed”.

*thud*
*thud*
*thud*

Folks, I don’t care how “in trouble” your marriage is, sleeping with 14 year old Billy is NOT the answer!

Here’s the killer though, she is going to serve no jail time! Instead she will be doing house arrest for 3 years, 7 years of probation and must register as a sexual predator. Why is she not serving any jail time you may well ask. Well, it seems her attorny argues that prison is too dangerous for someone as attractive as her!

*thud*
*thud*
*thud*

Wow, glad to know you can plea bargin your way out of jail time for being “too attractive”! That will come in handy!
“Why Sean, you just murdered a room full of morons, you must serve jail time!”
“Please sir, not that…it will be dangerous for me as I’M TOO PRETTY!”
“Oh, alright!”

*thud*
*thud*
*thud*



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  • Hey, it has motivated me to lose weight, get buff and have a face lift. Then I can do anything I want to. *snort*

  • Well, I haven’t sold myself on the face lift yet, but otherwise I’m with you.

    I fear Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may go on a crime spree any day now due to them no longer fearing jail time.

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