31
Dec
2005

Happy New Year to everyone. Hope you have a safe and happy one. I am spending mine at home, but nothing new about that. I am not that big of a fan of the whole New Year’s ritual.

As for resolutions, last year I made two and actually followed through! One was to blog every day. I got up to speed on January 11th and only missed one day, March 11th. Otherwise I made at least one entry a day this year. The other was to lose weight, and I succeeded. No clue how much I lost, but I did lose.

So this year, I am going to build on my success of the past year:

* Be more serious in my blogging. Longer entries, more serious matters and more of a direction for the blog overall.

* Lose even more weight. I slacked off towards the end of the year due to sinus problems, but I plan on hitting it hard again.

* Work on getting the bulletin board some more traffic.

* Try to increase business for my original company while balancing the new one more.

    I think that’s a good start, and I will just go from there.

    Hopefully everyone will have a great 2006!

    31
    Dec
    2005

    Did the big upgrade today from WordPress 1.5.1.3 to Word Press 2.0. While this has no effect on what you see, it has a significant change to what I see on the back end in the actual management of the blog. If you ever have a desire to start up a blog of your own, I highly recommend WordPress! For those of you running older versions, do not fear the upgrade! The instructions are easy, and it only took about 5 minutes.

    30
    Dec
    2005
    Written by Sean P Aune  |  under Movies  |  No Comments

    It seems Steven Speilberg is considering remaking Mary Poppins.

    NO!

    No no no no no no! There are some movies that are 100% perfect the first time. You (meaning any filmmaker) have nothing to add to it! Leave it alone! Would you remake Gone with the Wind? No! Would you remake Citizen Kane? No! Would you remake Breakin’ 2 - Electric Boogaloo? No! Leave the classics alone Hollywood! We don’t need to have every film remade, reenvisioned, remastered and special editioned!

    29
    Dec
    2005

    On December 7th, Comedy Central aired the ninth season’s finale of South Park. The episode was entitled “Bloody Mary” and dealt with the dual themes of Alcoholics Anonymous and a statue of the Virgin Mary that was bleeding from the ass. Yes, it was the typical South Park oddness. Yes, it was gross. Yes, it was funny. And finally, yes, it was offensive.

    Isn’t that what South Park is all about though? Has there ever been an episode that didn’t offend at least a few people? South Park is about irrevrance and flying in the face of established icons of society. They have taken on just about every icon you can think of from the goverment, to religion to terrorism, and Viacom, the parent company of Comedy Central, has always stood by them. Not this time.

    After the December 7th airing of “Bloody Mary”, the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights started complaining to Viacom about the episode for portraying the Virgin Mary and Pope Benedict XVI in such a manner. (The Virgin Mary statue shot blood on to the Pope) Last night, December 28th, Comedy Central was scheduled to show the episode again, but without explanation, the episode was replaced with a much older episode. When the press contacted Comedy Central for a comment, they did not respond. The Catholic League did get a response from Joseph A. Califano Jr., a member of Viacom’s board, who also happens to be a Roman Catholic. He was offended by the episode and promised to have Viacom president and CEO Tom Freston take a look at the episode.

    Folks, let me make it clear, I am NOT attacking Catholics for being offended by this episode, or even their calling for the episode to be yanked. I believe they had every right to complain about this episode. What I am complaining about is Comedy Central/Viacom caving in to the complaints. Again, this is a case of political correctness rearing it’s ugly head. The most powerful vote a person has is their remote control. If you don’t like what is on, turn the channel! Why should anyone tell me what I can’t watch? I find lots of things offensive, but I just simply turn the channel and don’t worry about it. I don’t see any reason that my view of the world should be forced on to everyone else. Viacom should have told the Catholic League they appreciated their comments, but that is what the show is about and they would go their seperate ways.

    The big question now is what will happen to the DVD release. The Catholic League called for the episode to not only not air again, but they also want the episode kept out of the season nine DVD set. Viacom pulled the episode, all screen caps have been removed from the South Park press site and from the South Park section of Comedy Central’s website. If they caved this much, will they do it on the DVDs also? An item that a person has to choose to pay for, choose to put in their DVD player and choose to push play? The idea that any group can dictate what I watch, even to the point of what I put in my personal player…it makes me sick. This is the United States of America, home of the free? Land of free speech? Well…only so long as someone doesn’t whine about it, then it’s Land of the Whiners.

    Let me stress this again…if you don’t like what’s on, turn the channel on YOUR TV, not on mine.

    28
    Dec
    2005

    First a friend of mine got hit, and then my mom just got hit….beware of WinFixer! It is a pain in the behind to get rid of! We ended up hiring a tech to come out to our office today, and $135 later, we are rid of WinFixer and another one that hit one of my employees called SpyAxe. A program I had not heard of called Spy Sweeper seems to have cleaned both out thankfully.

    What sort of doofus comes up with these programs? What do they gain? Does anyone actually buy these “programs” they offer?

    27
    Dec
    2005
    Written by Sean P Aune  |  under Business, Work  |  No Comments

    No one is in their offices.
    There’s not enough days to really get anything of substance accomplished at work.
    What you do get done feels insignificant.
    Stupid week between Christmas and New Years!
    BAH!

    26
    Dec
    2005
    Written by Sean P Aune  |  under General  |  2 Comments

    I love Christmas, I always have. It always feels like such a let down though when you get to December 25th. All that build up, shot in just one day. It always feels like it should last longer. I have one friend who takes down all her decorations on the morning of the 26th. By the evening, her house is Christmas free…annoys the heck out of me. Is her house though, so more power to her.

    As a retailer, I very rarely get to actually enjoy Christmas. We are so busy in the build up that it is hard for us to enjoy it. So, several years ago my family made an odd decesion…we don’t take down the majority of our Christmas decorations. The trees stay up, as well as some of the garland. And I turn the little lights on all year long.

    So, if you are ever in my house (unlikely), don’t be shocked if it’s July and you see a Christmas tree. We like Christmas and we keep it up.

    25
    Dec
    2005
    Written by Sean P Aune  |  under General, Work  |  2 Comments

    Ok, could someone please tell me why time off from work is supposed to be fun? I am bored SENSELESS! After much whining by friends, I agreed to take off the 24th, 25th and 26th. I always take the 25th off, but I gave in on the other two. Will someone please end my agony? I’m serious, I am about to go out of my mind from boredom. There is only so much web surfing you can do, number of naps you can take and DVDs you can watch. I will try to make it through tomorrow, but I may go nuts.

    24
    Dec
    2005
    Written by Sean P Aune  |  under General  |  2 Comments

    I check this out every year, and it never gets old. NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command), located inside Cheyenne Mountain, CO (yes, I said “INSIDE”), has one primary mission, protect the airspace over the USA. One day out of the year though, they turn their massive monitering ability over to tracking one lone object as it travels the skies of the world.

    Starting at 12:01 AM, December 25th at the Internaional Date Line, NORAD tracks Santa Claus as he travels the globe on his annual mission of bring toys to all the good boys and girls of the world. Follow along on the radar, watch videos and look at pictures of his various stops through out the day.

    And in the spirit of the season….

    23
    Dec
    2005

    Recently it has been revealed that our country has delved in to some questionable tatics to keep us safe from terrorism. Monitering of mosques and private homes, questionable wiretaps of private citizens and the White House sought broader war-making authority.

    This all can really be summed up very easily as if the men who founded this country would have liked this:

    “They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” - Benjamin Franklin

    Does anymore really need to be said?

    22
    Dec
    2005

    You know, I thought I recaped episode 12, but I didn’t…oh well. It’s over now, the last two episodes were sleep inducing. The final two were Dawna and Bethenny. Dawna won. It reallyw as not recapping. I defended this show for a long time, but the last two episodes were just plain old awful!

    21
    Dec
    2005

    I wish I had something, ANYTHING to talk about, but I am totally blank today. Darn holiday shopping season. All I do is work and sleep. I did find time tonight to watch Love Actually, a cute little British film with an amazing cast. Well worth checking out, and will probably be added to my annual Christmas movie list.

    20
    Dec
    2005

    South Korean carriers to standardize cellphone accessories - Engadget - www.engadget.com

    Can I get an amen? I have been aching for the day of universal cell phone accessories. I am tired of picking up a car adapter and thinking to myself “Which phone is this one for again?” (we about 5 cell phones in the company, 3 use one cord, the other two are odd balls) So please, PLEASE let this end up being for real!

    20
    Dec
    2005
    Written by Sean P Aune  |  under General  |  No Comments

    For those of you in and around New York City, I am sure you know about the transit strike, but in case you haven’t, make sure to check out the new rules for getting in and around the city. Good luck everyone!

    19
    Dec
    2005

    According to this article, online shopping traffic rose 33% the first week of December over the same time last year. For the same time period, mall traffic was done 3.8%. It’s a slow crawl to killing off the brick and mortar stores, but it is interesting to watch none-the-less. And I am proud to report that I have bought only one gift in a brick and mortar, and I only did that because I had a gift card. Be interesting to see if this trend continues to build as people get even more comfortable with the online world.

    In an unrelated news story, thanks to Brenda for pointing out this story about the strange stories of the year. Some of my personal favorites:

    A Japanese woman who paid a contract killer the equivalent of 136,000 dollars to murder her lover’s pregnant wife went to the police to complain when he failed to do the job.

    After a row with his wife about money, a well-off Israeli man opened the family safe, took out the equivalent of 680,000 dollars in banknotes and burned it to ashes on the front lawn.

    Workers in a German post office thought they had a bomb on their hands when a parcel began vibrating and making strange noises. It turned out to contain an inflatable sex toy.

    Ah, the wonders of the world.

    18
    Dec
    2005

    It was one of those odd weekends where things were just…well…odd.

    1. I am performing a wedding on June 25th…long story. I am ordained though by the Universal Life Church, so it’s legal.

    2. Saturday night was just full of everyone getting weird phone calls. Friends and I compared notes and then realized that, yes, it was a full moon. Darnit.

    3. I love Coen Brothers movies. So why did I dislike The Ladykillers so much?

    4. And how could Elektra be even worse than I thought it would be? I mean, I expected bad, but it turned out to be even worse than bad.

    5. Laptops are the devil incarnate. It is the only explanation for them.

    17
    Dec
    2005
    Written by Sean P Aune  |  under General  |  No Comments

    Friend on LiveJournal tagged me to do this one

    1. What did you do last night?
    Same as almost every night, watched TV

    2. Who was the last person you called?
    Scissorhands

    3. What does the 5th text on your phone say?
    I Don’t have text messaging

    4. When was the last time you thought about sex?
    About 10 minutes ago *laugh*

    5. When was the last time you got hurt, physically or emotionally?
    I get hurt almost every day in some fashion at work.

    6. When was the last time you cried?
    I came darn close a couple days ago when a friend said something really sweet to me. Yeah…you read that right.

    7. When was the last time you lost something?
    hmmmmm Oh, my digital camera, turned out to be in my briefcase.

    8. What are you listening to right now?
    Are You Being Served on BBC America

    9. What are you eating right now?
    Iced tea

    10. What bothers you the most about the opposite sex?
    They always want someone LIKE me, but who aren’t me.

    11. What is the thing you look for in the opposite sex?
    Sense of humor

    12. What was the first thing a guy/girl bought for you?
    No freakin clue

    13. Do you date more than one person at once?
    No

    14. What was the last movie you’ve watched?
    The Ladykillers

    15. What was the last tv program you’ve watched?
    Again..Are You Being Served

    16. What do you want for your b-day?
    Probably something electronic

    17. What are you doing tonight?
    Watching TV and talking with my business partners

    18. When will be the next vacation/holiday?
    Who knows

    19. How do you feel right now?
    Tired, bored, holiday blahs

    20. Who do you think will take this next?
    No clue…whoever wants to!

    16
    Dec
    2005

    When last we left The Apprentice 4, Randal and Rebecca were deep in to their two charity events. To refresh, Randal was working with the Outback Steakhouse VIP Softball Challenge, a high-profile ballgame for celebrities, to raise money for Autism Speaks and Rebecca was working on the Yahoo! All-Star Comedy Benefit to raise money for the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. Randal was facing the potential of bad weather and Rebecca had lost Joe Piscopo as the host for her event.

    I am going to depart from my normal style and just do each event and not bounce back and forth in the order the show did.

    Randal - The rain did come and ruin the softball game. Randal had no plan B in place and came up with moving the charity auction in to the locker room of the stadium out of desperation. So, no softball game, the celebrities weren’t presented properly, but they did raise $11,000 for the Autism Speaks charity.

    Rebecca - She found new comedians, but took a lot of grief from Yahoo about not asking outright for donations for the charity. She tried to balance things, but in the end she came up with $0 for the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation.

    In the final boardroom Rebacca and Randal wer eboth taken to task for their shortfalls. Carolyn made sure Randal know you always have a plan B, and Trump mentioned Carolyn always had plans up through D and E. Rebecca’s problem was for listening to Yahoo too much. I thought it was interesting that even Trump thought Yahoo had gone too far in their demands, but felt Rebecca should have stood up to them. In my opinion though, Rebecca had to look at Yahoo as her employer and she in turn did as they asked.

    So I rushed through this so I could get to what everyone has been talking about…the ending. As Trump went back and forth during the live show, it was really up in the air as to who he was going to hire, but he finally said the words “Randal, you’re hired!” Lincoln Center exploded and Randal ran over to be hugged by the fired candidates. Trump called him back and asked him “Randal, if you were me, would you hire Rebecca, also?” Randal’s response was that there should only be one Apprentice and Rebecca should not be hired.

    Folks, I had rooted for Randal from week 1…I lost every shred of respect I had for him in that one moment. Trump had pointed out Randal was a team player, if he really was, Randal would have said “Yes Mr. Trump. Rebecca is a good candidate and she would be good for the Trump orginization.” No, he made a purely emotional decesion and did not want to lose his hold on the spotlight. If I was Trump, I would have told Randal “Wow, you just failed your real world test.”

    If Randal had one ounce of real concern for what was going on, he would have realized he HAD won the game. Trump did not hire them both, he left the hiring of Rebecca up to Randal as his first act as the new Apprentice. He didn’t think it through and he made an ass out of himself in front of millions of people and lost a lot of respect from those that had been rooting for him all along, myself included.

    15
    Dec
    2005

    Time for Amazing Race:Family Edition to come to an end. It was down to just the Weavers, Bransens and the Linzs left for these final legs.

    Everything got underway at 3:04 AM, with the Bransens opening their clue to find they needed to fly 1,700 miles to Montreal, Canada and find the Metropolitain train station. Once there, they needed to enter the subterranean complex known as the Underground City. They then had to search the labyrinth of tunnels for the passageway to the basement of the CDP Capital Building where they would find their next clue.

    All the teams were provided with airline tickets on a Northwest flight from Minneapolis, connecting to an Air Canada flight in Toronto, they were welcome to find faster flights. The Bransens found a direct Northwest flight once they were at the airport that beat their original tickets by 10 minutes. After they had left, the Linzs and Weavers found an even earlier flight that would beat the Bransens by 50 minutes. During the race to book the flight, it became a foot race between Alex Linz and Rolly Weaver that fell apart in to a scuffle. It appeared Rolly grabbed Alex’s backpack, they both collapsed to the ground and Linda Weaver started shouting “Don’t touch him!” in reference to her son. Lady…your family are not the little angels you think they are. So instead of yelling at Alex not to touch your son, how about telling your kid not to yank on people’s backpacks?

    Once in the clue was locted in Montreal, it was a detour. CBS.com explains:

    “In Slide It, Teams would travel 22 miles to the McGill Arena and engage in the sport of curling. Each Team member needed to glide a granite stone 120-feet down the ice into a target known as the house. In Roll It, Teams had to travel 23 miles to an arboretum and use traditional lumberjack tools to roll four logs along a 100-foot course.”

    The Weavers found it quick and had a good cab driver and took Slide It. The Linzs and Bransens both got massivly lost in the Underground City, but finally got their clues. The Linzs went for Slide It and the Bransens went for Roll it. The clue they won instructed them to drive to the American Pavilion, built for the 1967 World Expo. Once at the World Expo site, their next clue told them to drive 6 miles to an industrial park and locate door “J”.

    Door J led to a Roadblock. six miles to an industrial park and search for door J. Running back to their cab, the Weavers complimented Ted on keeping them in the lead so far. One member of each team had to successfully complete a flying trapeze maneuver known as a catch. Once the person has been caught, they will receive their next clue. The Weavers were in first place at this point and Rolly did the Roadblock in one try. Alex Linz took three trys and Beth Bransen took one try. The clue here instructed the teams to drive two miles to Parque Olympique. Once there, they would need to use a golf cart to search for the arena known as Stade Olympique and enter it through the one door large enough for them to drive through.

    The Weavers took forever to find the door, allowing the Bransens and Linzs to catch up. The teams opened their clues that told them to search the 56,000 seat arena for one of three departure times, each leaving five minutes apart the next morning on a charter flight to a mystery destination. The Linzs found 5:50 AM, the Bransens found 5:45 AM and the Waevers….whined. Oh how they whined about how this was so unfair. Um…because everyone is playing the exact same game? They were just whining because they lost their lead. Hello…RACE. Not a hard concept to understand!

    In the morning, the teams headed out to their mystery location that turned out to be Toronto, Canada. As soon as they arrived that they were to drive 1 mile to La Tour CN, the world’s tallest building, proceed to the top observation deck and, using binoculars, search for the next clue in the expanse of the city below. The Linzes and Weavers were neck and neck and Lauren Bransen spotted the cluebox at the same moment Alex Linz did. Both of the teams left together, leaving the Weavers to continure their search. Rebecca finally spotted the cluebox near a dock and they set out for it, but well in third place.

    This next clue was the final Detour of the race. Again, CBS.com:

    “Ship or Shoe. In Ship, Teams would sail across Toronto Harbor to a ship, the Kajama, where one Team member would climb 100-feet to the top of the mast and retrieve a nautical flag. In Shoe, Teams had to find the Bata Show Museum, choose a pair of shoes, and search through 100 women for the one woman who fits the pair selected.”

    The Bransens took Shoe and the other two took Ship. As each team finished, they were told to drive 81 miles to Queenston, on the Canadian side of the Niagara Gorge. Once there, they would take a jet boat ride up the gorge to the Niagara Whirlpool and grab their clue from a buoy. The clue at the buoy told them to take their boat Lewiston, NY.

    Once they arrived in Lewiston they opened their clue to find the last Roadbock. In this Roadblock, one team member needed to use jigsaw pieces to complete an enormous puzzle of Central and North America. After completing the Roadblock, teams would make their way to the finish line. It was neck-and-neck between the Bransens and Linzs, but in the end, it was the Linzs who crossed the finish line in first place, taking home the $1 Million dollar prize. The weavers arrived to ho-hom claps in third place.

    There was one more challange between the Bransens and Weavers for a car that you could see only online…the Bransens won. Yay! The defeat of the Weaves was complete at that point!

    14
    Dec
    2005
    Written by Sean P Aune  |  under DVDs, Movies  |  No Comments

    With time running out, it’s time to discuss my recommendations for the traditional Christmas movies I always watch.

    A Christmas Carol - Patrick Stewart is a classically trained actor and he brings a powerful tone to the role of Scrooge. A fantastic version of this classic tale of Christmas spirit.

    A Christmas Story - Set in the 1940’s does nothing to diminish the fun or relevance of this movie. Every kid has had that “dream” gift on their Christmas list that it seemed no one wanted you to have. Fun, cute and so many quotable lines. “You’ll shoot your eye out” if you miss this one!

    It’s a Wonderful Life - Come on…do I even really need to discuss this one? Is there anyone alive who hasn’t seen this? Actually I did find someone this year…and I promptly pointed her out for the heretic she is. This is one of my all time favorite movies. Jimmy Stewart is amazing.

    National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation - The Vacation movies have been a mixed bag (as has most of Chavy Chase’s career), but this film is so easy to relate to. We all have those dreams of the perfect family Christmas, just to have them dashed and never have them live up to our hopes. Plus, the Cousin Eddie scene is white sweater scene is worth the entire price of the movie!

    The Nightmare Before Christmas - Not only is it a sweet story, and amazing to watch, how can you not love a movie that can make both the Halloween AND Christmas movie lists?

    The Original Television Christmas Classics (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer / Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town / Frosty the Snowman / Frosty Returns / The Little Drummer Boy) - I recommend this primiarly for Rudolph, but now you can only get it with all this other stuff. Oh well. What is Christmas without Rudolph? Nothing I tell you!

    Santa Claus - The Movie - This movie got ravaged by critics, but it is cute, funny and warm. Deal with it.

    You have a fave? Talk about it!