March 18 2006

South Park Vs. Scientology Heats Up

Well, it seems Comedy Central pulled the Wednesday night repeat of the infamous “Trapped In The Closet” episode of South Park. It was replaced with two Chef-centric (Isaac Hayes) episodes instead. Some rumors are circulating that this was prompted by Tom Cruise threatening to not promote Missioin Impossible 3, which will be released by the same company that owns Comedy Central. You can read more about all that here.

What I’m getting to though is not so much if the Tom Cruise aspect is true or not, but what Trey Parker & Matt Stone said to Scientologists when they thought Cruise was invovled:

“So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!”

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.”

Oh those nutty guys. I just hope they are willing to stick to their guns, because this COULD get ugly if Scientology really did choose to go after them. They may all be a bunch of nutters, but they are nutters with money.

So, I have been posting a lot about this, and I thought maybe it was time I did give you more than just my opinion on the cultists…I mean Scientoligists. So I recommend:

Wikipedia’s Entry on Scientology
Wikipedia’s Entry on Xenu
Operation Clambake, considered the leading anti-Scientology site
Why are they dead, Scientology?, is a list of people that have died in and around the “church”

And there is much more out there. And if you need even more evidence, well…have you seen Tom Cruise recently? Jumping up and down on couches and acting like a deranged man? How about his attacks on Brooke Shields? Yeah…that’s the poster boy for Scientology.

I have a feeling the South Park/Scientology war ins’t over, and I, for one, am glad. The longer it lasts, the more people learn about the insanity that is this “church”. Don’t just take my word for it though, go out and read the sites I listed above. And make sure to tune in to the new episode of South Park this coming Wednesday at 10:00 PM EST/9:00 PM CST…I am sure SOMETHING will be said.

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