@JoeyDavidson I'm just here to make sure you make solid life choices.
You want to know a quick way to infuriate me? Call me multiple times in one day and every time I answer have a message play that says “We’re sorry to keep you waiting. Please hold on for your very important call.” You know what? If it’s so damned important, you wouldn’t keep me waiting!
I would like to find the person who invented this ingenious way of annoying me, and beat them severely around the head with my phone! What sort of unmitigated gall does it take to call someone and think that your employees time is more valuable than mine? I will NEVER wait on one of those calls. Either you have a person on the line when I pick up or you will never speak to me.