I hate ebay question time at work. This is the time of the day I set aside to answer all of our “Ask Seller A Question” emails we get. This one….there are no words.

I am looking for a viper, is this what I am bidding on? I dont want any other item.

Here is the auction. Could you please all go take a look at this auction and tell me am I wrong? It says “Viper” in the title…it says “Viper” in the body of the auction…it shows a picture of a Viper toy…

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THE AUCTION IS FOR?!?

*pants* *takes a deep breath*

Idiots.