Great googily moogily! ENOUGH WITH THE iPHONE! I DON’T CARE ANYMORE!
No more awkward television anchors trying to play with it.
No more play-by-play videos of how it works.
I don’t even need to see one taken apart, because I’ve seen that too!
At the end of the day, it’s a phone! It is not the second coming… it won’t feed hungry children… it won’t cure cancer… IT’S A PHONE! It is admittedly cool, but it is still just a means of communication!