1.) I feel the need to proofread everything I read. If I find a mistake, I am immediately put off!

2.) I will not allow stickers on anything in my home, no exceptions!

3.) I will not take two steps out of bed without putting socks on – I don’t know why.

4.) I MUST remove all of my jewelry, underpants, pants, and socks from my body before I pooh or I will have poopers block.

5.) When numbering items, such as in a list, I will always follow the number with a “.” and a “)” and then two spaces, whether writing or typing.

6.) I have to pull all of my hair completely out from under my head in order to feel comfortable when I sleep. This usually results in my husband choking on it.

7.) I hate stickey stuff, so I refuse to have honey or pancake syrup in my home. Ick!