@JustHerrick Not for the words, but that you're actually pulling up Poison.
We built the dogs a makeshift crate at work that we can lock them up quickly when the UPS man comes. Patrick likes to lay on top of things, why, I have no clue, but he does. So, it took him no time at all to figure out he could jump in a chair and then on top of the crate, and lay down.
We’ve since blocked his access.