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Before I even begin this, let me stress that my dislike of Oprah Winfrey has nothing to do with her being African-American. I bring this up because the last time I made an off-hand comment about Star Jones, I had to spend the next day explaining how my dislike had nothing to do with her ethnicity. Same goes for Oprah, she annoys me, as does 99.9% of the population in some way or another… I’m very equal opportunity in my dislike of people. It’s a thing.
So, I have been home sick all this week (I won’t disgust you with the details), and naturally I have caught more daytime television than I normally do, and a couple of times I have found myself coming across Oprah.
Now, I already dislike her for the mere fact that she unleashed Dr.Phil and Rachael Ray onto the daytime television world, but seeing her actual show… I get it even less. What is the allure of this woman? Is it the fact she feels compelled to yell her guest’s names? (William SHHHHAAAATTTTNNNNEEEERRRR) Or perhaps it’s the fact that her audience screams like Howler Monkeys whenever she says they’re going home with something? I mean, honestly, how many of the women in her audience were THAT excited to be going home with the remastered DVDs of the first season of the original Star Trek series?
I think where she totally lost me (not that she ever “had me”) was her Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls. While it seemed like a good idea on the surface to give underprivileged girls in Africa an education, there has been numerous controversies over how the girls are allowed to interact with their families, not to mention the allegations of sexual and physical abuse by an administrator. If you’re going to set up a program such as this, it is your personal duty to make sure every person is fully vetted, and safe guards are put in place to protect against such things happening.
I’m all for people doing good deeds in the world, and I’m all for them having success, but I would like someone to explain to me WHY she is successful. When I have talked to Oprah fans, they always say things like, “She’s so wonderful!”, but when you ask them “Why?”, they kind of look at me blankly like, “Don’t you get it?”
Er… no… I don’t.
I don’t get why she can put her stamp of approval on a book, and it sells millions of extra copies. Because that was such a good thing in the case of A Million Little Pieces. I just don’t get so much about her. So, here it is Oprah fans, leave me a comment and tell me WHY you love her, why she is the greatest thing ever, why does she make you her fans into rabid Oprah-zombies?