Comments on: R.I.P. Stan Winston

By: Sean P Aune

Sean P Aune — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:42:27 +0000

“And on that note, I… what the… who let the velicoraptors in the studio?!?”

By: M

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:38:44 +0000

I wish they’d attack Bill O’Reilly. I’d Tivo that and watch it every day for the rest of my life. Only under those terms would I be a fan of the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.

By: Sean P Aune

Sean P Aune — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:27:38 +0000

Well, actually you can blame Michael Crichton for writing the book, Stan merely visualized them. It wasn’t his fault they ran around for 2 hours eating people while having carnie-like arms!

“WHEN DINOSAURS ATTACK!”… isn’t that a special on Fox, or something?

By: M

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:24:28 +0000

I’m quoting you here: “…he was the designer who brought the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park to life.” Oh really? That makes him the reason – which means the fault lies with him. I know, be nice to the dead, but he wasn’t thinking about me when he did that. Actually – he was. He was like, “how do I scare the hell out of little children? Egads! I’ve got it! I’ll bring the demon spawn to life again to chase children for about, say, 2 hours straight. Oh, they’ll eat people during these chases too. And have carnie-like arms, to boot!”

Those dinosaurs have grossly short arms. The whole ratio is off there …

And yes, I have proofed my house and have escape plans for “WHEN DINOSAURS ATTACK!” It’s a shame you won’t believe me, but they are coming.

By: Sean P Aune

Sean P Aune — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:18:59 +0000

Yes, M, it’s his fault… I’m just glad you built that escape tunnel in your Volcano lair… never know when they might appear!

By: M

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:17:10 +0000

So … this is the reason for Velociraptors? Fucking velociraptors. Damn you, Stan! Damn you to … hmm … nevermind. RIP man who caused and still causes the plethora of nightmares, lucid dreams and freaky OCD habits.