You know the day is coming to a close when you start debating your coworkers if growing a bear and shaping it like a spider is a bad idea.
Hollywood has tried turning numerous video games into movies, and most of them… well… lets be honest, most of them have sucked. Now the savior may be on its way, and its name is…
Guitar Hero: The Movie!
-commences to slamming his head against a wall-
Mind you this is in no way official yet, but according to an interview with MTV, Brett Ratner is keen to do it. Luckily for the masses of the world, Activision, the makers of the game, don’t seem so keen on the idea.
For those of you unfamiliar with the popular gaming franchise, you play a plastic guitar and hit the corresponding colored buttons on the instrument to what you see on the screen. The game is enermously popular, but it doesn’t exactly scream “movie plot” to me. Ratner has an idea in mind, though:
â€œIt could be about a kid from a small town who dreams of being a rock star and he wins the â€˜Guitar Heroâ€™ competition. One of these dreams-[come-true] kind of concepts.â€
Didn’t I already see this movie? Ah, yes, the 1989 “classic”, The Wizard, starring Fred Savage. Not EXACTLY the same, but close enough.
Anyway, no, this is not a good idea, and thankfully Activision doesn’t want the franchise messed with. Apparently they think a lackluster movie could possibly damage the name of the game. Brett Ratner is a big time director though, so I’m not sure how they think the man behind the Rush Hour series and X-Men: The Last Stand could possibly make a bad movie…
Aw crap. RUN, ACTIVISION! RUN!