@nunayobiznus Same. Not feeling it yet.
I can’t take it any more… Christmas Sweaters must be banned.
While I am certainly no slave to fashion, I can be a bit harsh in sizing up other people that make really atrocious fashion choices. Like my hatred of Crocs, I think I hate Christmas sweaters with an even larger passion. The main reason for my hatred spawns from the concept that they are somehow acceptable. Oh, yes, wearing bejeweled sweaters with a theme is perfectly okay because it’s Christmas, dontcha ya know.
No, it’s not okay, now stop walking around Walmart in them!
Everyone is entitled to their personal choices in fashion, and everyone is entitled to showing their Christmas spirit, but come on folks, these things are just horrid. Name one other time during the year you would feel it’s okay to wear a sweater with large fake jewels, conchs and what looks to be a knitted mustache? If you answered “never”, like you should have, then why in the world are you wearing them around the holidays? What is it about the holidays that make people toss any sort of practical fashion sense right out the door.
I think I might even understand this a bit more if people only wore them to Christmas parties, but I see women wearing them at Walmart, while eating at Ruby Tuesday, while pumping their gas and so on and so forth. In other words, somehow in December it becomes okay to wear ugly sweaters 24/7.
Please stop. If not for yourself, think of the example you are setting for the future generations of the world. Do you really want to set bad fashion examples for the young and impressionable minds of this world? I think the sweater I’ve pictured with this post could possibly turn a person to drugs. “But, mom, I wanted to see people’s faces melt into conches just like on your sweater!”
Please, can we just give up on the Christmas sweaters in general?
For regular readers of this blog, you may have noticed this post belongs in a brand new category, “Crimes Of Fashion”. Don’t worry, this won’t happen often, I don’t think I’ve written anything about fashion since my Crocs post in June of 2007, so you know it has to be a pretty heinous fashion crime for me to speak up on it. So don’t expect me to rant about fashion all of the time, just every, oh, 18-months or so.
So, what say you, is the Christmas sweater a fashion do or don’t?