20
Jan
2009

Apparently Porn Is Where Washed Up “Celebrities” Go To Die

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amy fisherDid I miss a memo about how doing porn was the way to get back some of your fleeting fame?

With people still shocked by the news yesterday that Kelli McCarty, Miss USA 1991, has made a porno, now comes the news that the Long Island Lolita herself, Amy Fisher, is not only making porn, but it will be pay-per-view! True, Ms. Fisher, has preciously been seen in a “leaked” home sex video, and, in news to me, has been going around at feature dancing at strip clubs for a while now, but this is a whole new level of “ick”.

For those of you who don’t remember who she is, or she came to be “famous” after she had an affair with Joey Buttafuoco. As the affair carried on, Amy asked Joey to leave his wife, Mary Jo Buttafuoco, but he refused. So, in May 1992, when Ms. Fisher was a 17-year-old, she shot Mary Jo in the face in the doorway of her Long Island home. She has been in and out of the headlines ever since for various escapades.

Apparently this latest “event” (I just made actual air quotes before I typed that) will feature Ms. Fisher in a girl-on-girl scene, but she would like to expand into man-on-woman scenes eventually.  The only thing that stops her for now is that her husband, Louis Bellera, views that as cheating, but he seems oddly a-ok with Amy hooking up with a woman.

Oh, excuse me, I passed out after repeatedly slamming my head into my keyboard.  -peels the “G” key that stuck to his forehead off and place it back on the keyboard-

I am perplexed by this sudden decision by people that no one cares about starring in porn productions.  There have been others before such as Scott Schwartz from the movie A Christmas Story, and John Wayne Bobbitt who famously had… a piece of his anatomy removed by his wife, who later starred in a porn film after he had reattachment surgery.  Is this some odd ball extension of Andy Warhol’s 15-minutes of fame?  Are these people so desperate to be known again that they are willing to debase themselves in these ways?  Have we become such a fame obsessed society that people feel they must do whatever it takes to stay in the spotlight?

… or maybe they’re just skanky?

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