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March 27 2009

Vince Shlomi, The Shamwow Guy, Arrested For Beating A Hooker

shamwow mugshotAre you following me camera guy? Here I go right into the jail cell…

Vince Shlomi, better known as The Shamwow Guy, has been arrested for beating a hooker. The best part of the story is that he is claiming he beat her in self-defense.

According to The Smoking Gun, Mr. Shlomi, 44, paid Sasha Harris, 26, around $1000 for “straight sex”. After returning to his $750 a night room at the Setai hotel, they engaged in kissing, which is when Mr. Shlomi claims Ms. Harris bit his tongue and would not let go.  When she would not release him, he punched her several times, causing facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.

sasha harrisAfter his tongue was freed, Mr. Shlomi ran, while bleeding, to the lobby to summon security.  They in turn called for the police who took both parties into custody on charges of aggravated assault.  $930 was found in Ms. Harris’ purse, which, of course, closely resembles the amount Mr. Shlomi says he paid for “straight sex”.

The arrests were made back in February, but the prosecutor has decided not to make any formal charges against either party.  Ms. Harries did say in a brief phone interview with The Smoking Gun that she was considering suing Mr. Shlomi.  You can see the full police report over at The Smoking Gun.

My main question is why Mr. Shlomi didn’t just use a Shamwow to mop up the blood before he ran to the lobby?  Are you following me camera guy?

I wonder if this whole thing started because Ms. Harris didn’t love Mr. Shlomi’s nuts… you know… from the Slap Chop commercial… where he says you’ll love his nuts and he then chops up some nuts?  I swear that’s what I meant…



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  • BOB

    He probably wiped up the blood with a shamwow!

  • BOB

    He also must have chopped her up with the slap chopper……

  • Jo5329

    Maybe he wanted to use the chopper instead of his ShamWOW

  • Justin

    She didn't Love "his nuts"…

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  • trae

    1000 bucks? that bitch dont look that good, coulda got a free braud goin into some bar and finding some drunk chick and said he was the shamwow guy, prolly woulda got free drinks to, people love people that are on tv these days especially that douche his commercial is on enough

  • bri

    I wanna fucking kill that bitch. Vince Shlomi was soo popular before she set him up!

  • Nemo

    He could had any girl he wanted, but no, a tongue biting hooker……

  • Ha!

    lol! At least he didn't die.
    that would have been too much shit going on now.

  • bella

    Sham-OWWWWWWWWWW

  • John

    ShamWOW is cool :)

  • x309340

    Vince is awesome, I don't care what you say about him! :):)

  • thecommercialguy101

    vince, settle down. clean up your messes with shamWOW and then chop them with the SLAPCHOP!

  • irock67

    Vince with a hooker??

  • 123GetaLife

    I GUESS SHE DIDNT LOVE HIS NUTS

  • Lachlan Huang

    When he was given his sentence i wish the judge did this. First sentence is 2/6 the amount of time. He i then told if he gets arrested today they will throw in an extra 1/6 of his sentence then “if you get arrested in the next twenty minutes because you know we can’t do this all day we will double the offer”