Mar
2009
Vince Shlomi, The Shamwow Guy, Arrested For Beating A Hooker
Are you following me camera guy? Here I go right into the jail cell…
Vince Shlomi, better known as The Shamwow Guy, has been arrested for beating a hooker. The best part of the story is that he is claiming he beat her in self-defense.
According to The Smoking Gun, Mr. Shlomi, 44, paid Sasha Harris, 26, around $1000 for “straight sex”. After returning to his $750 a night room at the Setai hotel, they engaged in kissing, which is when Mr. Shlomi claims Ms. Harris bit his tongue and would not let go. When she would not release him, he punched her several times, causing facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.
After his tongue was freed, Mr. Shlomi ran, while bleeding, to the lobby to summon security. They in turn called for the police who took both parties into custody on charges of aggravated assault. $930 was found in Ms. Harris’ purse, which, of course, closely resembles the amount Mr. Shlomi says he paid for “straight sex”.
The arrests were made back in February, but the prosecutor has decided not to make any formal charges against either party. Ms. Harries did say in a brief phone interview with The Smoking Gun that she was considering suing Mr. Shlomi. You can see the full police report over at The Smoking Gun.
My main question is why Mr. Shlomi didn’t just use a Shamwow to mop up the blood before he ran to the lobby? Are you following me camera guy?
I wonder if this whole thing started because Ms. Harris didn’t love Mr. Shlomi’s nuts… you know… from the Slap Chop commercial… where he says you’ll love his nuts and he then chops up some nuts? I swear that’s what I meant…
BOB | March 28th, 2009 at 2:21 pm #
He probably wiped up the blood with a shamwow!
BOB | March 28th, 2009 at 2:23 pm #
He also must have chopped her up with the slap chopper……
Jo5329 | March 28th, 2009 at 8:02 pm #
Maybe he wanted to use the chopper instead of his ShamWOW
Justin | March 31st, 2009 at 2:55 pm #
She didn't Love "his nuts"…
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trae | April 28th, 2009 at 10:37 am #
1000 bucks? that bitch dont look that good, coulda got a free braud goin into some bar and finding some drunk chick and said he was the shamwow guy, prolly woulda got free drinks to, people love people that are on tv these days especially that douche his commercial is on enough
bri | May 4th, 2009 at 4:22 pm #
I wanna fucking kill that bitch. Vince Shlomi was soo popular before she set him up!
Nemo | May 19th, 2009 at 11:23 pm #
He could had any girl he wanted, but no, a tongue biting hooker……
Ha! | July 22nd, 2009 at 8:38 pm #
lol! At least he didn't die.
that would have been too much shit going on now.
bella | November 17th, 2009 at 11:10 am #
Sham-OWWWWWWWWWW
John | November 22nd, 2009 at 8:54 pm #
ShamWOW is cool :)
x309340 | December 4th, 2009 at 4:06 pm #
Vince is awesome, I don't care what you say about him! :):)
thecommercialguy101 | July 14th, 2010 at 5:03 pm #
vince, settle down. clean up your messes with shamWOW and then chop them with the SLAPCHOP!
irock67 | July 14th, 2010 at 5:05 pm #
Vince with a hooker??