5
Jan
2010

It’s official: Bono is a complete tool.

In the past U2 has allowed its manager, Paul McGuinness, to be the mouthpiece any time the band wanted to make pointed comments about the evils of file sharing.  He has never measured his words and even likened ISPs to shoplifters.  However, over the weekend, U2 front man Bono decided to finally speak for himself in an editorial he wrote for The New York Times.

Caution! The only thing protecting the movie and TV industries from the fate that has befallen music and indeed the newspaper business is the size of the files. The immutable laws of bandwidth tell us we’re just a few years away from being able to download an entire season of “24” in 24 seconds. Many will expect to get it free.

A decade’s worth of music file-sharing and swiping has made clear that the people it hurts are the creators — in this case, the young, fledgling songwriters who can’t live off ticket and T-shirt sales like the least sympathetic among us — and the people this reverse Robin Hooding benefits are rich service providers, whose swollen profits perfectly mirror the lost receipts of the music business.

We’re the post office, they tell us; who knows what’s in the brown-paper packages? But we know from America’s noble effort to stop child pornography, not to mention China’s ignoble effort to suppress online dissent, that it’s perfectly possible to track content. Perhaps movie moguls will succeed where musicians and their moguls have failed so far, and rally America to defend the most creative economy in the world, where music, film, TV and video games help to account for nearly 4 percent of gross domestic product. Note to self: Don’t get over-rewarded rock stars on this bully pulpit, or famous actors; find the next Cole Porter, if he/she hasn’t already left to write jingles.

Where do I even begin with how wrong he’s gotten this whole thing?

The fight to stop child pornography online is a very different creature than fighting copyright infringement that uses completely different technology.  Most file sharing is done via peer-to-peer software across what are known as BitTorrent services.  (I explained in-depth how the technology works in a past article, so you can go there if you want to read the full description.)  Most child pornography is traded in private message boards and not across open networks such as BitTorrent so that the parties involved can keep a closer eye on who is involved in the file trading.

In other words, Bono is comparing apples and oranges when it comes to technology and the manners in which those people can be hunted down and stopped.  As for the example he cites in China, again, apples and oranges.  His complete lack of understanding of the fundamentals of how file sharing is done is atrocious for a man who is putting himself out there at the forefront of the fight.  If you’re going to speak publicly on such matters, you might want to at least have a basic understanding of the subject at hand.

Note to self: Don’t get over-rewarded rock stars on this bully pulpit, or famous actors; find the next Cole Porter, if he/she hasn’t already left to write jingles.

I quoted this part again because the whole self-deprecating aspect of this was just so heavy-handed and an obvious attempt at trying to deflect any criticism of his saying all of this as to make it laughable.

Big rock stars have not had much luck taking on music piracy, just ask Lars Ulrich of Metallica how it worked out for him and his band.  They were some of the biggest critics of Napster back in the day, and it took them years to recover from the backlash of music fans that couldn’t stand the idea of one of the richest musicians in the world telling them how sharing music with one another was wrong.  Yeah, it didn’t work out too well for them, and it won’t work too well for you either, Bono.

The other issue is if you talk to small bands  – their interviews are all over the Web — they like file sharing.  Getting to be a known band in this day and age without major label support is next to impossible.  File sharing has provided them with a grassroots way to promote their work, and, in turn, get people to come to their shows and buy t-shirts.  This is where the real money is made for any act as the royalties paid on music are tiny at best, hence why t-shirts cost $25 at shows when it costs them only a dollar or two to produce them.  (note: I’ve been involved in t-shirt manufacturing … trust me on the cost …)

I spoke recently about how Bono is an idiot after the U2 concert was shown on YouTube.  Basically this man can’t open his mouth any more without sticking his foot in up to his ankle.  His inflated sense of self-importance has reached a point of sickening.  Whether it’s about how “green” his band is, or how he has no understanding about the evil technology he has chosen to attack, this guy really should just shut up before he makes himself look like an even bigger fool.

5
Jan
2010

cbpodcast

Welcome to another week of the daily edition of CobWEBs, the flagship podcast of The Cynical Bastards!

For those who don’t remember from the other episodes, this is a new format for the show as we are going to try giving you daily bite sized chunks of our patented brand of cynicism over everything in the tech universe. The show will have a rotating host schedule between Steven Hodson, Mark ‘Rizzn’ Hopkins and myself. You’ll always get two of us, you just never know which two!

Mark and I take a look at the never-ending iTable rumors, but then we spend far more time discussing Seesmic’s acquisition of Ping.FM.  Is it really significant?  Does it really matter?  Listen in to find out!

Push the big green button and have a listen in!


4
Jan
2010

The cast for Survivor HEROES vs. VILLAINS has been announced, and it looks to be a doozy.

While I have generally stopped my reality TV coverage, and this news is actually a couple days old, I figured since it got lost in the holiday shuffle I would post it. Also have to say, I am shocked by some of the returning players, my comments follow the list. (memorable moments compiled by AOL Television)

Rupert Boneham
Age: 45
Seasons: ‘Pearl Islands’ (8th place); ‘All-Stars’ (4th place)
Memorable moment: Known for his boisterous personality, bushy beard and tie-dyed shirts, Rupert made his mark on the first day of ‘Pearl Islands’ when, embracing the pirate theme of the season, he stole the shoes of the opposing tribe.

James Clement
Age: 32
Seasons: ‘China’ (7th place); ‘Micronesia’ (7th place (injury))
Memorable moment: James has the unfortunate distinction of being the only player in the history of ‘Survivor’ to be voted out of the game while in possession of two immunity idols.

Colby Donaldson
Age: 36
Seasons: ‘The Australian Outback’ (2nd place); ‘All-Stars’ (12th place)
Memorable moment: Colby made a costly (to the tune of $900,000) decision when, after winning the final five immunity challenges, he selected the well-liked Tina Wesson to sit beside him in the final tribal council, instead of Keith Famie. Third time’s the charm?

Cirie Fields
Age: 39
Seasons: ‘Panama’ (4th place); ‘Micronesia’ (3rd place)
Memorable moment: Cirie endeared herself to fans through two seasons of ‘Survivor’ with her sweetness while playing an amazing social game, which included several blindsides and eliminations of close allies.

Amanda Kimmel
Age: 25
Seasons: ‘China’ (3rd place); ‘Micronesia’ (2nd place)
Memorable moment: Amanda became the first female to find a hidden immunity idol on ‘China,’ using it to save herself.

Jessica “Sugar” Kiper
Age: 30
Season: ‘Gabon’ (3rd place)
Memorable moment: Sugar spent more time on Exile Island (or “The Sugar Shack,” as she called it) than any other player; she found the hidden immunity idol almost immediately.

Stephenie LaGrossa
Age: 30
Seasons: ‘Palau’ (7th place); ‘Guatemala’ (2nd place)
Memorable moment: Stephenie was the only surviving member of her tribe; rather than participate in a merger, she was simply absorbed into the opposing team, and was quickly voted out.

James “J.T.” Thomas
Age: 25
Season: ‘Tocantins’ (winner)
Memorable moment: In one tribal challenge, J.T. lost half of a tooth to secure his victory. Host Jeff Probst later returned the tooth at the live reunion special.

Tom Westman
Age: 45
Season: ‘Palau’ (winner)
Memorable moment: During an impromptu fishing challenge, Tom stunned everyone when he caught a shark.

Candice Woodcock
Age: 27
Season: ‘Cook Islands’ (8th place)
Memorable moment: Candice chose to join the other tribe with then-ally Jonathan Penner — a costly mistake, as Jonathan went on to stab her in the back.

VILLAINS

Tyson Apostol
Age: 29
Season: ‘Tocantins’ (8th place)
Memorable moment: Tyson will forever be remembered for his biting commentary during interview segments (“It’s funny when people cry,” he said) and his constant sparring with Sierra Reed, who managed to finish one place ahead of him.

Randy Bailey
Age: 50
Season: ‘Gabon’ (8th place)
Memorable moment: Randy held a grudge with Sugar for taking the last cookie that he’d bought during an auction. Much to his dismay, Sugar wound up giving the cookie away.

Sandra Diaz-Twine
Age: 35
Season: ‘Pearl Islands’ (winner)
Memorable moment: Sandra became sole survivor of ‘Pearl Islands,’ despite having never won a challenge throughout the season.

Danielle DiLorenzo
Age: 28
Season: ‘Panama’ (2nd place)
Memorable moment: Danielle’s key moment came when she beat Cirie in a fire-making challenge to earn her spot in the final three.

Russell Hantz
Age: 36
Season: ‘Samoa’ (2nd place)
Memorable moment: Russell went in intending to play the game hard and “evil,” which meant doing things like pouring out his own tribemates’ canteens and burning their socks just to get into their minds.

Jerri Manthey
Age: 38
Season: ‘The Australian Outback’ (8th place); ‘All-Stars’ (10th place)
Memorable moment: Perhaps the first “Queen of Mean” in ‘Survivor’ history, Jerri infamously accused Kel Gleason of smuggling beef jerky into the Outback.

Rob “Boston Rob” Mariano
Age: 34
Seasons: ‘Marquesas’ (10th place); ‘All-Stars’ (2nd place)
Memorable moment: At the live ‘All-Stars’ reunion, Rob proposed to ally — and now wife — Amber Brkich.

Parvati Shallow
Age: 27
Seasons: ‘Cook Islands’ (6th place); ‘Micronesia’ (winner)
Memorable moment: In an attempt to extend her stay, Parvati put her best flirt forward when she got into a hot tub nude with Ozzy and Yul.

Ben “Coach” Wade
Age: 38
Season: ‘Tocantins’ (5th place)
Memorable moment: In a shocking move, Coach chose to go without fire and food during his stay on Exile Island.

Courtney Yates
Age: 28
Season: ‘China’ (2nd place)
Memorable moment: Courtney was an aggressive player from the start, making strong alliances and crafty strategic moves throughout the season, though she is most remembered for her sharp wit and how incredibly thin she got during the course of the show.

My thoughts … wow.  This really is an All-Stars lineup.  The Heroes especially are like a “who’s who” of memorable players.  I do notice a lot of “match ups” from previous seasons (Colby/Jerri from Australia & Sugar/Randy from Gabon being the most notable), but overall this this is a great selection of players from both sides.  While the original All-Stars season was pretty lackluster, this one has so many large personalities in it, it is almost impossible for this season to misfire.

I know … famous last words.

And may I just say … RUPERT!!!  I knew he had to be in this.

Anyway, this season begins at Thu., Feb. 11, at 8PM EST.  I can’t wait for this one.

3
Jan
2010

Another year has come to close, and has become tradition around here, it’s time to take a look at the top 10 posts for the past year.

First off, a huge thank you for the amazing growth this blog experienced this year.  In 2008 I saw growth I didn’t think could be topped with unique visitors growing by almost 600%, and page views growing by almost 700%.  I really didn’t think I could grow much more, but this year saw unique visitors grow by 325% and page views by 293% … I am floored.

My traffic is certainly not in the major leagues by any stretch of the imagination, but for a personal blog, it’s darn good.  I have no clue how I will continue this growth, but we’ll just have to see how things go.

Without further ado, here are the top 10 posts.

Saturday Night Live – Mother Lover – Last year saw the Who Is The Best James Bond? post bring in more traffic than the entire blog did in 2007.  Well, it happened again this year with Saturday Night Live – Mother Lover bringing in more traffic than the entire blog did in 2008.  Even without it in the equation, this year was still up, but boy did this post help out.  If you don’t know what the post is, just go and look, you’ll laugh.

revenge of the fallen logoTransformers Revenge of the Fallen Robot Pictures – Apparently when you can’t see the robots clearly in the movie, you turn to the Web for pictures of the robots so you know what the heck you were looking at.

47-Year-Old Susan Boyle Wows The Judges On Britain’s Got Talent – Ah, Susan Boyle.  She drove enough traffic to this site that I opened up SusanBoyleFandom.com.  She was an amazingly inspirational story, and said a lot about society and its perceptions.

Christine A. McCallumAnd We Have The First Teacher Sex Scandal Of 2009 – Christine McCallum had the dubious honor of being the first of many teacher sex scandals I wrote up in 2009.  It was a busy year for teachers that didn’t know how to behave themselves.

Who Is The Best Star Trek Captain – Proving once again that you can come to SeanPAune.com for answers to the questions that keep you up late at night.  My selection for the order of the captains wasn’t too popular, but that is my right as the owner of the site to say things that not everyone agrees with.

Teacher Arrested For Texting Naked Photos To Student – Christy Lynn Martin, a 32-year-old teacher from St. Petersburg, FL was arrested for texting a 14-year-old student with naked photos of herself.  She is the second teacher to win a place on my top 10 posts of the year.

Vince Shlomi, The Shamwow Guy, Arrested For Beating A Hooker – Yes, the Shamwow guy hits women … and this apparently interested a lot of people.

Teacher Sarah L. Tolzien Accused Of Sex With 16-Year-Old – The third teacher to make the list of top 10 posts.  I really wish there were no teacher sex scandals to write about to be honest.

Student Teacher Lindsay Massaro Arrested For Sex With An Eigth Grader – Yes, another teacher … scary isn’t it?

Deadliest Catch Season 5 Premiere Brings More Questions Than It Answers – After the season premiere of Deadliest Catch season 5, it really looked like one of the main boats had sunk.  Luckily the boat didn’t sink, but people sure were curious after the episode aired.

Did you have a favorite post of the year I did?

3
Jan
2010

writingAn even 50 posts this week as New Years really threw some projects out of whack.

FunJug.com

Photo.BLORGE.com

RememberingChristmas.com

SeanPAune.com

SiliconANGLE.com

StarterTech.com

Tech.BLORGE.com

TechnoBuffalo.com

2
Jan
2010

Doctor Who titleThe End of Time part 2 Doctor Who episode has aired in England, and it will air in the United States tonight.  Thanks to the wonders of the Internet though, everyone around the world can see the first promo for Matt Smith’s tenure in the role, and … the last moments of David Tennant.

Although we have all known this was coming, it is still with great sadness that Doctor Who fans have to say good bye to Mr. Tennant as the tenth incarnation of the title character.  He has brought a warmth and weight to the character that will be very hard for anyone to ever top again.  This isn’t to say we won’t give Matt Smith, the next actor to step into the role, a fair shake, but he has some mighty big Converse sneakers to fill.

Below I have embedded the actual regeneration scene, do not watch this if you do not want to be spoiled.  It contains Mr. Tennant’s last line which is … it will be memorable.

And here is the first trailer for Matt Smith’s first season on the show.

So long, Mr. Tennant. You will be missed.

You may also want to check out Who Is The Best Doctor Who

1
Jan
2010

Scattercast is 76 … and welcome to 2010.

- DEER! (and some explanation of why I handled the situation the way I did)

- Tech blogging during the holidays sucks.

- The movie industry had a record year, don’t let them lie to you.

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