NEVERTHRONERS! To your #got bunkers! This is going to be a rough one!
It never ceases to amaze me each year when Sept. 19th rolls around how International Talk Like A Pirate Day just keeps rolling along.
This year I decided I should be a tad bit more pirate like and used a pirate name generator to come up with my name. Saldy it came back with Cap’n Roger Dullblade. I’m less than thrilled.
Then every pirate needs a ship, so I headed over to the pirate ship name generator, and I got Hades’ Mermaid. Okay, I can live with that.
And, finally, I needed to translate my boring old English into pirate, so I used the pirate talk translator to write you the following:
I said, “Dearest readers, I hope you have a marvelous, and fun filled, Talk Like A Pirate Day.”
Which translated to, “Dearest readers, I hope ye be havin’ a marvelous, an’ fun filled, Talk Like A Sea dog Tide.”
… apparently I’m horrible at being a pirate.