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Yesterday I started writing up what I think is wrong with American television. To be honest, when I started I figured it would be one post, and all done. As I continued to write I realized there is so much wrong with our system that there was no way it could be restricted to just one post without being insanely long. So, here you are, part 2 of one man’s thoughts on what is going wrong on our television screens.
To briefly recap, in part 1 I discussed that endless renewals lead to writers not knowing how long to stretch out a story, and also how the length of our seasons are just too much to maintain quality.
Reality television seemed like an okay idea when it started, but then networks discovered that they can produce them for next to nothing and they started going wider and wider with their ideas of what would make a good show. Now we can’t seem to escape them, and if you even bother to have your television on any more, you’re going to run of these highly questionable ideas.
While I can take things like Deadliest Catch or Ice Road Truckers as these are real jobs with potentially dire consequences, we now have things like Storage Wars. If you haven’t caught this gem of a show as of yet, consider yourself blessed. Where shows such as the aforementioned Deadliest Catch never seemed forced, Storage Wars is just an endless series of scenarios that feel scripted with “people,” although perhaps they would be better referred to as “characters,” that seem to amazingly have short stories that are always wrapped up in 30 minutes.
And that says nothing of the concept. This is a show about people that travel from one storage facility auction to another, buying up lockers that people failed to pay their bills on. I get that some people make a living this way, but who was the lunkhead sitting around at A&E (you know, the “Arts & Entertainment” network?) that thought this would somehow make engaging television?
This says nothing of the copycat shows that seem to follow a successful reality show. Ace of Cakes begot Cake Boss, Ghost Hunters unleashed a slew of much lower quality paranormal shows, Bridezillas wrought a slew of wedding shows and on and on and on. This says nothing of shows spun off of each other. How many Real Housewives of … does the world really need?
“Reality television,” and I use the term very loosely, has turned into the cess pool people always thought it would become, if not worse. How did anyone ever think Mounted in Alaska, a show about taxidermy in, you guessed it, Alaska, was a winning idea?
Sadly, so long as these shows are cheap to produce and bring in enough advertising dollars to turn a profit, they will continue to proliferate. Course, if someone wanted to start a show about professional bloggers … Blogging Wars?
Just like taking the summer off is an outdated concept for schools, so should it be for television in general. While I stated in part 1 that seasons were too long, and some could see this as a contradiction, it isn’t. Follow the HBO formula I mentioned yesterday of shorter seasons and launch some quality shows. I know some have attempted this, but they always end up trying to launch risky shows that no one would watch no matter when they are on. Look at Hell’s Kitchen, yes it’s a reality series, but yet it keeps coming back every summer to great ratings. Big Brother is another summer staple that, while getting more horrific with each passing season, just goes to prove that people crave new content even in the summer months.
Instead of just filling the summer schedule with reruns, fluff and shows that shouldn’t get on the air at all, lets try some short, well thought out and, most importantly, not just reality seasons in these months. Lets get something on the air that is actually worth watching and perhaps the networks would finally wake up to the fact that essentially taking three months off a year is just ridiculous.
No, I’m not holding my breath for this one to come to pass.
There is no doubt that the television system is broken, but it isn’t hopeless. It would simply take some people with brains and guts to change the system, but why would they want to do that and risk their jobs? Sadly, I don’t see things changing in the American television landscape any time soon, and my gut tells me that is just going to lead to me dropping even more shows like I’ve done over the past few weeks.
If I was to really analyze all of the problems in TV at this time, it wouldn’t probably turn into a week long series, but I imagine both the readers and myself would get bored to tears before we got to the end. I do, however, encourage you to leave your thoughts in the comments below, and perhaps it will spark further ramblings from me on where this American institution has gone so badly off the rails.