Well, that didn’t take long. Sony is attempting to option the rights to the upcoming biography Steve Jobs by Walter Isaccson.

According to Deadline, Sony is making a hefty offer to acquire the rights to the biography that is due out later this month.  The 656-page hardcover is made up of over 40 interviews that Isaccson conducted with Steve Jobs, up through, and just after his retirement as the CEO of Apple.  It was originally slated for release next year, but the release was moved up after the announcement of the retirement.  Mr. Isaccson has since confirmed since Mr. Jobs’ passing that he was indeed aware his time was short and that prompted his retirement as well as the acceleration of the biography’s release.

While I have no issues with the book’s release as it was all done with Jobs’ approval, a film studio moving to acquire the film rights this quickly seems to be in poor taste to me.  True, we’re probably looking at a year or more before any potential release, it still seems like there should have been at least some distance before someone moved on this.

If this has to go forward, which I’m sure it will, I’m voting now for Noah Wyle of ER fame to step into Jobs’ New Balance sneakers again.  Wyle played Jobs in the 1999 telefilm, Pirates of Silicon Valley about the early days of Bill Gates and Jobs forming their respective companies.  While the film had its factual inaccuracies, Jobs liked Wyle’s portrayal enough to have him show up at the 1999 MacWorld convention and impersonate him for the first few minutes of his scheduled keynote.  He’s a talented actor, and this is the closest anyone could ever come to having Jobs’ personal seal of approval.  (And if you’ve never seen the movie, you can find it cheap on DVD, it’s worth watching)

I would rather not see this movie go forward, but if it must, then at least do it right.

You can find the Pirates trailer and the MacWorld appearance after the jump.
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Finally, the final Harry Potter film is on its way to theaters, and I for one couldn’t be happier this whole thing is coming to an end.

When I reviewed Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows back in 2007, I was less than kind to the book.  I felt J.K. Rowling had shown herself to be an extremely weak writer that had lost her way in the story two volumes before.  While the overall story still has some charming aspects, the general arc of the story was very poorly thought out and constructed.  The final installment was just a giant mess, but yet there is still a part of me that wants to see it … I just won’t see it in the theater.

While the books had their issues, the movies have taken the worst parts of the and made them even more unbearable by trimming other portions, adding other scenes, changing locations for events and more.  I gave up caring about them several installments ago, but with the release of this final movie, i really does feel like the whole thing is coming to an end.  Supposedly no more books will be written, and the actors have all said they are moving on, so at last the world of Harry Potter seems to be coming to a close, and I for one welcome it.

In the meantime, enjoy the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 trailer

Choose Tour Own Adventure books, which published 185 titles from 1979 to 1999, looks set to become a film. Let head scratching commence.

It was reported recently on CHUD that a production company Red Crown has announced that it’s working on TV and film adaptations of the Choose Your Own Adventure series.  While this is considered the fifth best selling book series out there, I can’t for the life of me figure out how this will work in either of the listed mediums.

While the books were immensely popular in my childhood, I never once sat around and thought, “Man, I can’t wait to see a movie of this!”  I read a few of them, but even as a kid I thought they were pretty much mindless drivel.  You couldn’t develop a real story when you were having to consider so many potential endings.  They were a distraction and nothing more, but at least they kept kids reading.

Now, if they want to develop a video product off of this concept, the Internet could make for an interesting venue for them.  There have been people doing something similar for ages on YouTube where you can place multiple choices at the end of a video and you can click which way you’d like to follow.  That I could see being done, but sitting in a movie theater?  Will we have little controls?

As for TV, will we be given choices at the end of each episode to decide what we see the following week?

Can we just get this out of the way now and say this may be one of the worst ideas in the history of Hollywood?  Yeah, I think we can say that with a fair amount of certainty.

Yeah, you heard me … I don’t get this whole Twilight thing.

Lets be clear: I have not read any of the books, and I have not seen any of the movies, nor do I have any desire to do so.  The second I heard the vampires “sparkle”, I was out.  ”Wait, not only can they walk around during the day, but they … sparkle … I’m out.”

I have no problem with vampire stories, in fact, I love them.  I dig True Blood, and I was, and am, a huge fan of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, but sparkly vampires?  Not so much.

It also can be said I have nothing against successful book series as I have read all seven Harry Potter books, and I’ve seen the six movies that have been made so far.  Course, that’s where my fandom with that series ends, I know some people take it to much bigger extremes.

But this insanity that surrounds these books and movies just blows my minds.  Eclipse, the third book & film in the series, just had the biggest midnight showing ever with a take of $30 million.  The final haul for its opening day was $65 million … on a Wednesday.  This gave it the biggest opening Wednesday in history, although it didn’t break the record of New Moon, the second film, opening to $72 million, but, again … this was a Wednesday!  Do none of these people have jobs?

Oh wait … most of them don’t.  Why?  Because they’re teenagers.

If you ever needed an example of how powerful a demographic teenage girls is, just look at these films.  Ever get tired of everything being geared towards them in marketing and so on?  Yeah, just look at these movies.  They are raking in money hand over fist for a bunch of vampires … that sparkle.

Oh, by the way, Eclipse broke another record.  It opened on 4,468 movie screens in the United States, the most screens ever for a film.  In other words, you can’t throw a rock in this country right now without hitting a movie screen showing this thing.

Seriously, could someone explain the allure of all this ti me?  The vampires sparkle, the lead actress (Kristen Stewart) looks like she belongs in a zombie movie with those dead eyes of hers and the werewolfy guy (Taylor Lautner) looks like he belongs in Quest For Fire … I just don’t get it.

So, yeah … I canceled my order for the Barnes & Noble nook.

Back in November I informed all of you that I ordered a nook and I was looking forward to reviewing it for all of you.  I knew I was going to have to wait a while before I got it, but that was fine with me, I was prepared for it, but I really couldn’t wait to get my hands on it.

… then the reviews started coming in.

I read one fairly harsh review somewhere last week, but I laughed it off and still felt secure in my purchase.  Then the AP wrote a pretty harsh review, but I’m not a huge fan of the AP so I took it with a grain of salt.  What I wasn’t ready for was the absolutely scathing review from The New York Times.

The review was so scathing it almost felt over the top, and then I got to to this segment on the second page:

So O.K., the Nook is a mess, clearly rushed out the door in hopes of stealing some of the Kindle’s holiday cheer. “We want to optimize everything quite a bit,” a product manager concedes.

When a product manager is saying “we want to optimize…”, that’s when I go and hit the cancel button on an order.  If someone whose livelihood depends on the product, and they are saying that it needs to be “optimized”, they basically have just spoken code for, “Look, we know it sucks and we rushed its release, but it is what it is.”

I admit it, I got sucked into the hyperbole, and even with one friend warning me (Hi, F … feel free to say “I told you so” at lunch this week) to wait for the reviews, I jumped in feet first, and this is what I get.  At least I was able to cancel it and I’m out from under what appears to be a beast of a device.

Sorry Barnes & Noble, I thought you had won me over, but then people actually touched the device.  Perhaps you should have made no one got to play with it prior to shipping?

Season 2 of HBO’s hit series True Blood is wrapping up tonight (9PM EST/8PM CST), and what a wacky season it has been.

If you aren’t familiar with the series, it is based on a series of novels by Charlene Harris entitled The Southern Vampire Mysteries.  While the television series and novels start diverting from each other in the very first episode of season 1, the core of the stories remains pretty much the same.

Sookie Stackhouse, portrayed by Anna Paquin in the series, has had telepathic abilities since childhood, and this has ostracized her from the majority of people in Bon Temps, Louisiana where she resides.  A few years prior to the start of the series, vampires “came out of the coffin” due to the introduction of a synthetic blood that has been marketed under the name “Tru Blood”.  No longer having to feed exclusively off of the living, the vampires finally decided it was time to merge with mainstream society.

While Sookie has desired to meet a vampire ever since they made themselves known, she had no clue how meeting Bill Compton, played by Stephen Moyer in the series, would change her life.  She quickly gets entangled in the intricacies of vampire society, the power plays they make against one another and becomes romantically desired by more vampires than just Bill.

While season 1 of the series was good, season 2 has just been insane in the amount of new dangers, plot & character advancement and just a general sense that the stakes have been raised that much more.  If you want to give the series a try, season 1 is out on DVD (although, always be cautious with HBO DVD sets), and episodes are also available on HBO on Demand.

Tonight is the season 2 finale, and everything points to it just being wall-to-wall insanity, and somehow I doubt we’re going to get a happy or clean ending.  Below is the promo video released by HBO set to the song “Corrupt” by Depeche Mode.

Are you a squealing teenage girl? Have access to your parents credit cards? Then have I got the deal for you!

Nothing says “Lets celebrate our love of vampires” more than taking a cruise ship from Seattle, WA to ports in Alaska for a week.  For a the low, low price of $1200, you too can hang out a cruise ship filled with squealing girls while you discuss the books and movies, browse the dealer’s room, visit with Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen) and Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen) from the movie, watch the movies with a large group…

Okay, yeah, I can’t even fake sounding positive about Twilight Cruise 2010 any more.  I understand that people have all sorts of different fandoms and so on, but the idea of a cruise ship filled with primarily squealing teenage girls for a week would make my head explode.  (Which, by the way, has anyone checked to see if there is a giant bulls eye on top of the ship yet?  Sounds like a perverts dream come true)

Now, if a week on the cruise ship isn’t enough, you can also book an extra pre-cruise event where you go to Forks, WA and explore locations described in the books.  That’s a seperate fee… and then there is $150 on top of the cruise price for admittance into the events on the cruise ship (which implies non-Twilight people will be on the ship… oh how I pity those people)… okay, anyone remember we’re in a recession?  Anyone think Twilight is going to be anywhere nearly as popular in a year as it is now?

-waits for people to stop throwing things at him-

Look, I’ve been around enough fandoms over the years now to know how fast they fizzle out.  And don’t think it’s just me thinking this… haven’t you wondered why the movies are coming out so fast?  Lets take a look at the release schedule of the first three movies, shall we?

Twilight – 11/20/08

The Twilight Saga: New Moon – 11/21/09

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – 6/30/10

Three movies in a span of 19-months?  Anyone else ever seen movie adaptations come out that fast?  Yeah, didn’t think so.  See, this is called “cashing in before fickle teenagers move on to the next ‘hot’ thing.”  It would be nice if people thought about this before they book this cruise, but whatever, it should be a fun filled week filled with a lot of swooning, fake vampire teeth and smudges of eye-liner all over the ship from all the fans wearing too much of it.

In the mean time, check out this video of an actor from the movies taking on the fans you may find on this cruise.

Someday I may get excited about the Amazon Kindle, but it still hasn’t happened yet.

Over at StarterTech I wrote up about how the Amazon Kindle 2 Got Official on Monday, but I tried to keep my general personal opinions out of that article.  In general I just don’t get the excitement over the device, and over the weekend I recorded a video cast with Mark ‘Rizzn’ Hopkins about “Kindle 2.0: Is It the iPod for Books Yet?“.  I have embedded it below for easy viewing, but essentially I take the line that I think the Kindle is a bit silly compared to the iPod, and in no way as an essential piece of every day life.

As I say in the video, I just don’t see the point to the Kindle. It’s a nice concept, but at $359, it’s just too expensive.  They boast about how the new Kindle 2 can carry up to 1500 books in its 2GB memory, but do you really need to carry around 1500 books with you?  Yes, the same argument can be made about an iPod, but you can use your iPod as you work, the Kindle not so much.  An iPod you can put on shuffle play, want to try reading random pages from books on the Kindle?  There is also these concepts called the library and used book stores where you can either check books out for free, or buy them incredibly cheap.

I also have the problem with the idea where they show people sitting around outside, or on subways, reading their Kindles.  iPods you can hide under your clothes you use them, you can even disguise the earbuds and no one will know you’re using it.  With a Kindle, you care holding a high end gadget in plain sight, just asking for someone to rip it from your hands or mug you for it.  Now, if you have a tattered paperback in your hands… you get the idea.  Never mind the fact you can use an iPod as you walk/run/exercise… try that with a Kindle.

I really have nothing against the device or other ebook readers, but it just isn’t for me, and I don’t quite understand the market demographic.  Amazon reportedly sold 500,000 units last year, but I would love to know the demographics of who these people were.  Besides the $359 they are laying out for a special reader, they are laying out $10 on average per book.  In this economic climate, who can afford this thing?

As Mark said in the video, the iPod solved an actual problem, the Kindle solves a problem no one realized even existed.  I’m afraid you’ll have to leave me in the unconvinced column.

Poor, Oprah. She just can’t pick a book, can she?

Remember when Oprah got duped by James Frey, author of A Million Little Pieces?  She was steadfastly behind this book about a man’s trials with drug addiction, even making it one of her precious “Oprah’s Book Club” choices.  Then it came to light that he had made the vast majority of it up.  She had him come back on the show and chastised him for fooling her and the readers.

Think she will do the same with Herman Rosenblat?

Over the years, Mr. Rosenblat has become famous for his tale of how he met his future wife while he was at Schlieben, a sub-division of the Nazi Buchenwald concentration camp.  The story goes that Mr. Rosenblat met a young Jewish girl, Roma Radzicki, who lived near the camp, but her family was posing as Christians, when she approached the fence one day.  Over the next few months she passed food to him through the fence, but they lost contact when he was moved to another camp.

Then in 1957, Mr. Rosenblat was set up on a blind date in Coney Island, NY, and he recognized the girl immediately to be the girl that passed him food years before.  They married not long after that, and have now been together for 50 years.

Ms. Winfrey has referred to as “the single greatest love story … we’ve ever told on the air.”  The problem is that it has now been revealed to be a hoax.

Due to the popularity of the story, it was due to be published as a book entitled Angel at the Fence: The True Story of a Love that Survived in February by Berkley Books.  The book has now been canceled and a demand has been made for Mr. Rosenblat to return his advance.  However, the $25 million dollar movie that is slated to be made of the story is still going forward as they had planned to fictionalize large portions of it.

According to Times Online, the story was revealed as a hoax by Ben Helfgott, a former Schlieben inmate, in the New Republic magazine.  He says that the story is a complete fabrication, and other experts on Schlieben have said the story was impossible because where Mr. Rosenblat says this all took place would have put him right next to the SS barracks.

Mr. Rosenblat is quoted as saying:

I wanted to bring happiness to people.  I brought hope to a lot of people. My motivation was to make good in this world.

That is all well and good, but perhaps you shouldn’t have told people it was true?  He continued to report this story to be true for years, and through two appearances on the Oprah show.  He had ample oppurtunity to tell people it was made up, and people would have probably still enjoyed it, but instead he continued the lie, and was happy to make money off of it.  That is where he sunk himself.

According to a story by the Associated Press, publishers admit they are not fact checking books because of the volume of releases each year, and it would simply cost them too much to check each one.  To that I say, “tough luck.”  Since when has checking facts become too much of a hassle?  Are publishers now saying that the truth no longer matters?  “Well, it looks sorta true… good enough.”

And what of Oprah?  Has she not learned her lesson?  Should she not be looking to check facts after that whole Frey debacle?  What is that old saying again?  “Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, shame on me”?  Well, guess what, Oprah… shame on you.

This whole thing is sickening.  It plays on people’s guilt about the Holocaust, it plays to people who are desperate for stories that show love can survive anything, and it just stinks in general that someone could lie for years and feel that is perfectly okay.

What is with the surge in teenagers loving vampires?

I talked about this sudden love of vampires in Scattercast episode 20, but then when I spent my day in Hastings, I found even more evidence of it.  As I sat in one of the reading chairs to flip through a magazine, I found myself sitting across from the teen novels.  As one girl in a letterman’s jacket with “10″ on the sleeve (oof… I feel old since mine had “89″ on it), I noticed she was picking up one of the Twilight novels.  I just shook my head and went back to my magazine.

After the girl departed, I started scanning the racks and noticed another series of vampire novels for teens, Vampire Kisses by Ellen Schrieber.  I knew nothing of this series, so I looked it up and Amazon pointed me to this summary from Booklist:

Gr. 7-10. Sixteen-year-old Raven is a Goth surrounded by “lesser” folks: her parents have transformed themselves from hippie to corporate, and her only friend at school is an outsider everyone picks on. In Raven’s rich imaginary life, she is bold and special and in love with the idea of meeting a vampire. Schreiber uses a careful balance of humor, irony, pathos, and romance as she develops a plot that introduces the possibility of a real vampire–in the form of an extra-handsome boy, of course– while exploring how a girl like Raven finds ways to cope with a bully who is both class- and gender-conscious of his supposed superiority. Raven’s voice is immediately charming, in spite of her alleged bravado and coldheartedness. Her hometown could be any Small Town, USA, and its possibly haunted mansion just lightens the scene rather than making the story silly. This tale slides down easily and will be welcomed by Goths willing to look on the lighter side of their own culture as well as by readers who have an openminded appreciation for the vagaries of their peers and, perhaps, of themselves.

When I went to Ms. Schrieber’s site, I discovered a sixth book is scheduled for Summer ’09 and the seventh is on track for Summer ’10.

What in the world is going on?  What is this sudden teen obsession with vampires?  True, I understand they are romanticizing the concept to a ridiculous degree, but at the end of the day you are romanticizing creatures that are mass-murdering blood suckers!  Oh, yes, they are misunderstood and are outsiders like you… not really, no.  They drink the blood of people.

South Park sent up this whole craze in their 12th season finale, “The Ungroundable“, and as they do with many subjects, they seemed to boil it down to its essentials: It’s a fad for some, a way to empower others, such as Butters used it.  In the end most of it can be blamed on the clothing store chain Hot Topic… a concept I don’t wholly disagree with.  As I said in Scattercast, I can remember my gothy moments from my own teen years, but I certainly never went around putting in fake vampire teeth and drinking clamato juice.

As with all fads, I am sure this too will pass, and I am certainly not saying there is anything that horribly wrong with teens trying to find themselves, but why vampires?  Is it the immortality?  I would hope it isn’t the drinking blood angle, but maybe it is.  And what would these kids do if they ever met a real vampire?  It reminds me of a second season episode of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer entitled “Lie To Me” when Buffy’s fifth grade crush comes to town and takes her to a bar filled with kids obsessed with vampires who dress like them, or how they think they would dress.  When the real vampire’s show up, namely Spike’s gang, all of them freak out and want to go home realizing just how truly evil the real things are.  This episode should be required watching for this new generation of Vamp kids.

So, what say you?  Why is this the new fad amongst teens?  What do you make of it?

Yesterday Alex Carnevale over at io9 brought up a story about how some science fiction writers are calling for a boycott of the Borders chain of bookstores overthe fact the store had skipped ordering their book.

As I have dug down deeper into the back story of what was going on, it makes even less sense than it did at first blush.  Going backwards, sci-fi authors such as Tobias Buckell and Pat Cadigan are saying that authors should boycott Borders for their recent trend to skip titles in hardcovers or expensive trades.

The Borders chain has been in financial trouble for a while now and is trying to get itself back on track by tightening their belt.  Add in the recent economic news and you will probably find chain stores in numerous industries trying to find ways to cut back on expenses, and that will mean tighter constraints on orders for new products.

The idea of authors withholding new titles because previous were skipped is just asinine, and also probably impossible.  Is anyone in their right mind going to turn down an order of a few hundred copies of a new book because their previous one was passed over?  Get over yourself and get your ego in check.  Add in do you really think the publisher, who is the ultimate say in things like this is going to say to a bookseller, “Oh no, sorry, we aren’t selling this book to you because you hurt the author’s feelings on their last book, and what they say goes!”

Yeah, that isn’t happening.

Andrew Wheeler, a Marketing Manager for John Wiley & Sons, has an incredibly in-depth blog post about how book ordering works and how “skips” suck, but they are part of the nature of bok selling.  All of this is extremely easy for me to relate to from my comic book selling days, and if comic creators had wanted to boycott me for not ordering their previous works, I would have had nothing to sell.  You only have so much budget to work with, so much shelf space and only so many resources to devote to promoting a given project.  Worst of all, unlike book stores, direct sales comic stores have no return capabalities, so it was always a huge risk for us to order, so every book had to earn its way on to our shelves.

In short, I think I am just awe-struck by the ego and entitlement these authors are showing.  While I realize every author wants to sell copies of their books, they should also remember all those authors who can’t even get their books published.  So you didn’t make it in to Borders, fine, you just work that much harder to help promote the copies ordered by other sellers.  However, to punish a book seller that is already in financial problems is just stupid.  Say they ordered 900 copies of your previous book, skipped the next, you boycott them on the next one, they go out of business in the meantime, just how many copies of the project after that one do you think they will order?  Yeah, that’s right, 0.

Your biggest concern right now should be keeping your industry afloat so you have future work, not your bruised egos.  Pull yourself up by your boot straps, put a smile on, and keep your industry going.  Don’t act like tantrum throwing children.

UPDATE: Okay, okay, I get it, I misread the situation!  The authors did NOT, I repeat, DID NOT call for a boycott.

HBO launched a new vampire series called True Blood a little over a week ago, and, everyone hold on to your hats, I’m enjoying it!

I know, I know, most people are used to me ragging on all forms of media, and that’s not to say it’s without it’s faults, but it is holding my attention.

The basic premise is that a Japanese company came up with a synthetic blood named “True Blood”, and once this was known, vampires decided to “come out of the coffin”.  Over the two years since this happened, they have been integrating into society, and are even on the verge of getting the Vampire Rights Bill passed to give them equal rights with mortals in the United States.

In Bon Temps, LA, small town waitress Sookie Stackhouse (Played by Oscar winning actress Anna Paquin) has been anxious to meet one.  Then, one night Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) walks into her bar, and she is instantly attracted to him.  Part of the reason may be that Sookie has been telepathic her entire life, and she has trouble turning it off, but for some reason all she hears from Bill is silence, and she finds it relaxing.

I won’t give away any more of the plot details, but I have to say I am intrigued by a lot of aspects of the show, and it quickly sets up a lot of mysteries that I am anxious to figure out.  Who killed the town tramp?  What is going on with Sookie’s brother?  Why does a mysterious dog seem to follow Sookie everywhere she goes, and why does Bill keep smiling at it like he knows something?

What I didn’t know going into this was that is based on an 8 novel series called The Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris.  The first episode intrigued me enough to go ahead and order the first novel, Dead Until Dark, which I, of course, have not had time to read yet.  I also must admit that I went ahead and picked it up because the show debuted to fairly low ratings, and it makes me worried we won’t get past the first 12 episodes they’ve filmed.  True, I may lose interest a couple episodes in (only two have aired so far), but for now it has me looking forward to each new episode.

If you’ve got the time, go ahead and check it out.  If you like vampire stories, you’ll like it.  If you like Souther style mysteries, you’ll like it.

The only thing I truly hate about the series?  I’ve long had an idea for a vampire story that a synthetic blood played a large aspect in… d’oh!