Are you following me camera guy? Here I go right into the jail cell…

Vince Shlomi, better known as The Shamwow Guy, has been arrested for beating a hooker. The best part of the story is that he is claiming he beat her in self-defense.

According to The Smoking Gun, Mr. Shlomi, 44, paid Sasha Harris, 26, around $1000 for “straight sex”. After returning to his $750 a night room at the Setai hotel, they engaged in kissing, which is when Mr. Shlomi claims Ms. Harris bit his tongue and would not let go.  When she would not release him, he punched her several times, causing facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.

After his tongue was freed, Mr. Shlomi ran, while bleeding, to the lobby to summon security.  They in turn called for the police who took both parties into custody on charges of aggravated assault.  $930 was found in Ms. Harris’ purse, which, of course, closely resembles the amount Mr. Shlomi says he paid for “straight sex”.

The arrests were made back in February, but the prosecutor has decided not to make any formal charges against either party.  Ms. Harries did say in a brief phone interview with The Smoking Gun that she was considering suing Mr. Shlomi.  You can see the full police report over at The Smoking Gun.

My main question is why Mr. Shlomi didn’t just use a Shamwow to mop up the blood before he ran to the lobby?  Are you following me camera guy?

I wonder if this whole thing started because Ms. Harris didn’t love Mr. Shlomi’s nuts… you know… from the Slap Chop commercial… where he says you’ll love his nuts and he then chops up some nuts?  I swear that’s what I meant…

So, what do you do if you’re a washed up Miss USA that is about to hit 40-years-old? Why, you make a porno of course!

It has been announced that Kelli McCarty, Miss USA 1991,  has teamed with the infamous Vivid Video to make a porno film entitled, Faithless.  According to the information floating around today, Ms. McCarty was the one to approach Vivid with the idea.  As to why she is doing it, she said:

“I enjoy acting, and I really like sex, so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions.”

-sigh-

Of course Vivid is thrilled because they can promote this endlessly with the tag line “From Beauty Queen To Porn Queen”, but you have to wonder what in the world this woman is thinking.  First off, she did have some semblance of a normal acting career, and she can now kiss that good bye.  Secondly, she’s turning 40 this year, so the likelyhood of her having a long porn career (oh yeah, she’s already said she’s up for another) are slim to none.

While I doubt this has any bearing, I am sure Donald Trump, the current owner of the Miss USA pagent, is probably less than thrilled the title is now being drug through this, but oh well.

The only person I see being a winner in this whole mess is Vivid.  Ms. McCarty is going to be in for a rude awakening after the press wears off from the “excitement” of this announcement.  Unfortunate for her, but oh well.