9
Jul
2011

I know people are always looking for new ways to make revenue, but sometimes it reaches a level that just boggles the mind.  And when it goes to some of these extreme levels, you have to wonder how effective it could even be.  Do people really pay that much attention to advertising?

Case in point, some eagle-eyed viewer of a How I Met Your Mother rerun from 2007 spotted an ad for the new Kevin James movie Zookeeper that just came out this weekend.  No, it didn’t run during the commercial slots, it was in the actual episode itself, digitally inserted there so as to just be residing in the background.  The Consumerist posted comparison photos of the scene.

How I Met Your Mother with Zookeeper Ad

And now the original scene.

How I Met Your Mother without Zookeeper Ad

The original scene was taken from a DCD release of the show, and as you can see there was no book or magazine on the table behind the character.

Does this type of advertising even work?  Did anyone see this rerun and immediately go, “Leaping lizards!  I must now go see Zookeeper!”?  I highly doubt it.  Someone, somewhere, is selling advertisers a bill of goods, and I can’t believe anyone with even a modicum of sense would say, “Wow, I bet that would really work to get our product’s name out there.”  I’m not sure if I’m more annoyed with the ad rep or the schmuck that fell for it.

In general I don’t find TV ads have even the remotest impact on me anymore.  Even if I’m not zipping through them on my DVR, and I let them play naturally, I pay no attention to them.  I know they are full of questionable claims and results that they will only live up to under the most perfect of conditions.  And product placement in shows?  Absolutely no impact on me.  But digitally inserting magazine ads into a show in the background?  How does that even begin to have any influence on anyone?

Somewhere, someone is getting a gold “Thank You” watch for coming up with this idea while another exec is getting busted down to the mailroom for buying it.

7
Jul
2011

NBC logoApparently someone told NBC that all of the other networks had already released their fall 2011 premiere dates, and perhaps it was time they join their brethren in this.

NBC Fall 2011 Season Premiere Dates

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8
8/7c NFL Kickoff Special 2011
8:30 p.m. Sunday Night Football

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 11
7 p.m. Football Night in America

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
10 p.m. Parenthood

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
10 p.m. Up All Night
10:30 p.m. Free Agents

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
8 p.m. The Sing-Off (two hours)
10 p.m. The Playboy Club

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 20
8 p.m. The Biggest Loser (two hours)

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21
8 p.m. Up All Night (regular time period debut)
8:30 p.m. Free Agents (regular time period debut)
9 p.m. Harry’s Law
10 p.m. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
8 p.m. Community
8:30 p.m. Parks and Recreation
9 p.m. The Office
9:30 p.m. Whitney
10 p.m. Prime Suspect

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23
9 p.m. Dateline NBC

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21
8 p.m. Chuck
9 p.m. Grimm
10 p.m. Dateline NBC (regular time period debut)

2
Jul
2011

It seems like the season just ended, and already the networks are starting to put their Fall 2011 premiere dates out there. For whatever reason, NBC hasn’t stepped up yet with when their shows will debut, but the other four broadcast networks have.    Get set for the week of Sept. 12th as all of the shows start kicking off then.

UPDATE: NBC Fall 2011 Season Premieres have finally been announced.

ABC logo

ABC Fall 2011 Season Premiere Dates

Friday, September 16
10:00 p.m. 20/20

Monday, September 19
8:00-10:00 p.m. Dancing with the Stars
10:00-11:00 p.m. Castle

Tuesday, September 20
9:00-10:00 p.m. Dancing with the Stars the Results Show
10:00-11:00 p.m. Body of Proof

Wednesday, September 21
8:00-9:00 p.m. The Middle (special one-hour premiere)
9:00-10:00 p.m. Modern Family (special one-hour premiere)
10:00-11:00 p.m. Revenge

Thursday, September 22
8:00-9:00 p.m. Charlie’s Angels
9:00-11:00 p.m. Grey’s Anatomy (special two-hour premiere)

Sunday, September 25
7:00-9:00 p.m. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (special two-hour premiere)
9:00-10:00 p.m. Desperate Housewives
10:00-11:00 p.m. Pan Am

Wednesday, September 28
8:30-9:00 p.m. Suburgatory
9:30-10:00 p.m. Happy Endings

Thursday, September 29
10:00-11:00 p.m. Private Practice

Sunday, October 2
7:00-8:00 p.m. America’s Funniest Home Videos

Tuesday, October 11
8:00- 9:00 p.m. Last Man Standing (special one-hour premiere)

Tuesday, October 18
8:30-9:00 p.m. Man Up!

Friday, October 21
8:00-10:00 p.m. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (time period premiere)

Sunday, October 23
8:00-9:00 p.m. Once Upon a Time

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9
Jun
2011

Saturday Night Live Japan debuted last week, and to be quite frank, it’s almost creepy.

Readers of this blog know I’ve followed Saturday Night Live since its very first episode. Through the bad years and the good, I’ve been there, and I have no plans to ever tune out because it’s just a part of my life now.  However, what I didn’t know was that foreign versions have been launched in France and Spain.  This came as a bit of a surprise to me, and I only learned of those two because the news came out that Saturday Night Live Japan was going to air its first episode last weekend.

Considering the peculiar sense of humor of the Japanese, I wasn’t quite sure how the show would translate, but then I saw the opening credits.

They got Don Pardo, the voice of the American SNL since the first episode to do the cast read? Epic! Not to mention that the opening shots are filmed in the exact same style as the American credits, which is also fairly cool.  From what I heard about the rest of the episode, the humor was much more slapsticky than the American version, which holds more true with your usual Japanese style of comedy.  It could also somewhat harken back to the early days of our version, but my suspicion is that it is much about about what the Japanese are used to.

The biggest difference?  Their version will only air once a month.  Yikes.

8
Jun
2011

The Walking Dead season 2 has gone into production in the area surrounding Atlanta, and AMC has wasted no time in releasing some non-spoilery promo pics.

While I certainly had my issues with the first season of The Walking Dead, I’m sure I’ll be back for season 2.  Sadly, the first images released are not doing anything to help my issues with the show as now it seems that whatever causes the zombies is also capable of changing their bone structure?

In this first image, check out the African-American gentleman on the right.  Perhaps his flesh is rotting away, sagging so much to reveal his bone structure?  Then why is the rest of him not suffering a similar fate?

Walking Dead season 2, pic 1
If it was just this one picture, I’d chalk it up to poor make-up design, but … enlarged eyes and sockets?  Sure it’s creepy looking, but since when did zombie plagues start changing us from humans to to deformed creatures?
Walking Dead season 2, pic 2

Good job, AMC picking the creepy images, but you left me unsettled in the sense of I have no clue what you’re planning to do to annoy me this year.

28
May
2011

NBC is pinning a lot of hope on its new drama series The Playboy Club, and despite not premiering until Sept., that’s no reason to get more footage out now.

Set in the 1960′s at the Chicago Playboy Club, the series follows the lives of some of the Bunnies and the customers that come to the club. You can read the full description in the NBC upfront synopsis, but as I said then, this is not a series that should be airing on traditional commercial television.  Perhaps on a cable channel like A&E or HBO this show would make sense, but on NBC?  All I can see is this series going badly.

Check out this footage and you be the judge.

Are you seeing what I mean? While I fully believe stories can be done without sex, this is a show that would seem to scream, “I need nudity, and it is essential to my narrative!” No, what we’ll get is a ton of teasing, innuendo and it will all finally grow into a nuisance.

I predict nothing but doom for this series.  Maybe in the 1980′s or 1990′s it could have worked, but 2011 when you have shows like Mad Men, Breaking Bad and so on, something you know can’t even attempt to push the boundaries because of where it airs?  Good luck with that.

25
May
2011

Oprah finaleOprah Winfrey has closed the door on her show after 25 years on the air.

… Thank heavens that’s over.

I’ve been pretty clear over the years I’ve had this blog that I just plum don’t like Oprah.  Now, my dislike for her doesn’t quite reach my level of hatred for Rachael Ray, but she’d have to kill someone to catch up with “The Evil One.”

I’ve never cared for Oprah, but whens he first popped back int he mid-80′s, she seemed mostly harmless.  Then came the “Oprah’s Favorite Things”, “Oprah’s Book Club”, O Magazine and on and on.  She was no longer just some harmless little talk show, she had turned into the leader of something that closely resembled a cult.  Whatever she told her group to do, they did it, and gladly.  She could make and break authors (and some of them nearly broke her …), she could bring corporations to their knees by promoting their products and then sometimes she carelessly threw around her power like she did with the school in Africa.

Will never understand how this woman came to mean so much to so many people.  She was a talk show host.  Period.  She did not cure a disease.  She didn’t bring a baby out of a burning building.  She didn’t even help an old woman across the street.  She talked to a whole lot of people and yelled their names.  This somehow turned her into a media mogul that unleashed people like Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz and … yes … Rachael Ray (like I didn’t already dislike Oprah enough).

The only solace I take in all of this, her new OWN Network is not doing well an the numbers are dropping rapidly on the fledgling cable network.  Apparently her magic somehow didn’t carry over to a channel dedicated to her.  Fine by me.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have any ill will towards Oprah, I just think she was … well … useless.  She was no different than any of the other hundreds of talk show hosts that have existed over the years except that she was spectacular at self-promotion.

After 25 years, Oprah is off my daily airwaves, and I couldn’t be happier.  Adios, Oprah, your only redeeming quality was your love of Cocker Spaniels.

22
May
2011

Justin Timberlake returned for his fourth time hosting Saturday Night Live, and, yes, the “Dick In A Box” guys came back for this third video.

Last time Timberlake was on SNL, we got “Mother Lover“, a sequel to the original “Dick in a Box” sketch.  Andy Samberg and Timberlake were spotted earlier this week filming a scene with Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson, pretty much guaranteeing us a third video of these characters who are apparently stuck in the 1990′s.

Joining in on the fun this time was the episode’s musical guest, Lady Gaga.  While I didn’t find it quite as funny as the previous two installments, after multiple viewings it has definitely grown on me.  I present you with, 3-Way (The Golden Rule).

(please note: this video is sure to be going up and down for a while, I will continue to replace it as often as I can for viewers outside of the United States)


19
May
2011

CW LogoThe CW has released their new schedule, and the also-ran network has four new series coming this fall.

THE CW’s 2011-2012 PRIMETIME SCHEDULE

(New shows are in bold)
MONDAY:
8:00-9:00 PM GOSSIP GIRL
9:00-10:00 PM HART OF DIXIE

TUESDAY:
8:00-9:00 PM 90210
9:00-10:00 PM RINGER

WEDNESDAY:
8:00-9:00 PM H8R
9:00-10:00 PM AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL

THURSDAY:
8:00-9:00 PM THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
9:00-10:00 PM THE SECRET CIRCLE

FRIDAY:
8:00-9:00 PM NIKITA
9:00-10:00 PM SUPERNATURAL

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18
May
2011

CBS logoCBS has announced their lineup for the fall 2011/2012 season. There are some time slot shifts, but a fairly low amount of new shows, which is a luxury you have when you’re the highest rated network currently.

(New shows are in bold)
MONDAY:
8:00-8:30 PM  HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
8:30-9:00 PM 2 BROKE GIRLS
9:00-9:30 PM TWO AND A HALF MEN
9:30-10:00 PM MIKE & MOLLY
10:00-11:00 PM HAWAII FIVE-0

TUESDAY:
8:00-9:00 PM NCIS
9:00-10:00 PM NCIS: LOS ANGELES
10:00-11:00 PM UNFORGETTABLE

WEDNESDAY:
8:00-9:00 PM SURVIVOR: SOUTH PACIFIC
9:00-10:00 PM CRIMINAL MINDS
10:00-11:00 PM CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION

THURSDAY:
8:00-8:30 PM THE BIG BANG THEORY
8:30-9:00 PM HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN
9:00-10:00 PM PERSON OF INTEREST
10:00-11:00 PM THE MENTALIST

FRIDAY:
8:00-9:00 PM A GIFTED MAN
9:00-10:00 PM CSI: NY
10:00-11:00 PM BLUE BLOODS

SATURDAY:
8:00-8:30 PM RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
8:30-9:00 PM COMEDYTIME SATURDAY
9:00-10:00 PM CRIMETIME SATURDAY
10:00-11:00 PM 48 HOURS MYSTERY

SUNDAY:
7:00-8:00 PM 60 MINUTES
8:00-9:00 PM THE AMAZING RACE
9:00-10:00 PM THE GOOD WIFE
10:00-11:00 PM CSI: MIAMI

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17
May
2011

ABC logoIt’s time for ABC to do their presentation for the 2011/2012 season.

(New shows are in bold)

MONDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars”
10:00 p.m. “Castle”

TUESDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Last Man Standing”
8:30 p.m. “Man Up”
9:00 p.m.  “Dancing with the Stars the Results Show”
10:00 p.m. “Body of Proof”

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 p.m.  “The Middle”
8:30 p.m.  “Suburgatory”
9:00 p.m.  “Modern Family”
9:30 p.m.  “Happy Endings”
10:00 p.m. “Revenge”

THURSDAY:
8:00 p.m.  “Charlie’s Angels”
9:00 p.m.  “Grey’s Anatomy”
10:00 p.m. “Private Practice”

FRIDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition”
9:00 p.m. “Shark Tank”
10:00 p.m. “20/20”

SATURDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Saturday Night College Football”

SUNDAY:
7:00 p.m. “America’s Funniest Home Videos”
8:00 p.m.  “Once Upon a Time”
9:00 p.m. “Desperate Housewives”
10:00 p.m. “Pan Am”

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16
May
2011

Fox LogoThe Fox schedule for the 2011/2012 season is out, and the most shocking bit of news is the cancellation of America’s Most Wanted after 23 seasons.

(New shows in bold)

FOX FALL 2011 PRIMETIME SCHEDULE

(New programs in UPPER CASE)
MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM TERRA NOVA
9:00-10:00 PM HOUSE

TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM GLEE
9:00-9:30 PM NEW GIRL
9:30-10:00 PM RAISING HOPE

WEDNESDAY
8:00-9:30 PM THE X FACTOR Performance Show
9:30-10:00 PM I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER

THURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM THE X FACTOR Results Show
9:00-10:00 PM BONES

FRIDAY
8:00-9:00 PM KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
9:00-10:00 PM FRINGE

SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM COPS
8:30-9:00 PM COPS
9:00-10:00 PM ENCORES / AMERICA’S MOST WANTED (specials)

SUNDAY
7:00-7:30 PM THE OT (NFL post-game)
7:30-8:00 PM THE CLEVELAND SHOW
8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS
8:30-9:00 PM ALLEN GREGORY
9:00-9:30 PM FAMILY GUY
9:30-10:00 PM AMERICAN DAD

FOX MIDSEASON 2012 PRIMETIME SCHEDULE
MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM HOUSE
9:00-10:00 PM ALCATRAZ

TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM GLEE
9:00-9:30 PM NEW GIRL (wt) (new)
9:30-10:00 PM RAISING HOPE

WEDNESDAY
8:00-9:30 PM AMERICAN IDOL Performance Show
9:30-10:00 PM I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER

THURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM AMERICAN IDOL Results Show
9:00-10:00 PM THE FINDER / BONES (spring)

FRIDAY
8:00-9:00 PM KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
9:00-10:00 PM FRINGE

SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM COPS
8:30-9:00 PM COPS
9:00-10:00 PM ENCORES / AMERICA’S MOST WANTED (specials)

SUNDAY
7:00-7:30 PM ANIMATION DOMINATION (encores)
7:30-8:00 PM THE CLEVELAND SHOW
8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS
8:30-9:00 PM NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
9:00-9:30 PM FAMILY GUY
9:30-10:00 PM BOB’S BURGERS
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