Aug
2008
Hollywood has tried turning numerous video games into movies, and most of them… well… lets be honest, most of them have sucked. Now the savior may be on its way, and its name is…
Guitar Hero: The Movie!
-commences to slamming his head against a wall-
Mind you this is in no way official yet, but according to an interview with MTV, Brett Ratner is keen to do it. Luckily for the masses of the world, Activision, the makers of the game, don’t seem so keen on the idea.
For those of you unfamiliar with the popular gaming franchise, you play a plastic guitar and hit the corresponding colored buttons on the instrument to what you see on the screen. The game is enermously popular, but it doesn’t exactly scream “movie plot” to me. Ratner has an idea in mind, though:
“It could be about a kid from a small town who dreams of being a rock star and he wins the ‘Guitar Hero’ competition. One of these dreams-[come-true] kind of concepts.”
Didn’t I already see this movie? Ah, yes, the 1989 “classic”, The Wizard, starring Fred Savage. Not EXACTLY the same, but close enough.
Anyway, no, this is not a good idea, and thankfully Activision doesn’t want the franchise messed with. Apparently they think a lackluster movie could possibly damage the name of the game. Brett Ratner is a big time director though, so I’m not sure how they think the man behind the Rush Hour series and X-Men: The Last Stand could possibly make a bad movie…
Aw crap. RUN, ACTIVISION! RUN!


In a move that is sure to leave me scratching my head for days,
Hopefully this will lead to legitimate sign-ups, and hopefully it will also lead to people actually going to the polls come election day, but it still makes me a bit nervous to see it done in this fashion. Going to the gamers is a great idea, but why not set it up around the release of a major game?
According to
Just the other day I spoke about how a social network,
Okay, no one pass out… I’m actually going to praise something.
While playing
I can’t believe it, but I think I’ve been swayed from my love of playing nothing but
The biggest selling point to me, and one I can’t even begin to guess why it happens, is that there aren’t nearly as many idiot running around shouting how “gay” something is, or
Computer gaming enthusiasts are an interesting lot.
As I’ve gotten older (ugh), I prefer the simplicity of console gaming. Sure I have to buy a new console every few years, but when I buy a game for a specific system, I know it’s going to work. I’m not going to put it in, fire it up and be told I need a more powerful video card… or more RAM… or a new sound card… you get the picture. I just prefer the ease of enjoyment that a console gives me over finding out I can’t buy a game because I don’t have the WillyWooly 256X Video Card with the Slushee attachment in my PC.
While playing a quick game of Halo 3 (you can see my lousy service record
I know I said just yesterday that I hadn’t had time to start playing
Someday I should really learn how to say “no”.









