I thought when I came to England I would see all sorts of great British shows I haven’t seen yet, and instead I’m finding a wasteland of reality shows. Case in point: Geordie Shore.

I had heard of this copy of the American Jersey Shore trash, but guess what? It’s worse. How is that possible? Easy, you add in unbleeped cursing and nudity.

Yep, nudity. In the five or so minutes of I’ve been watching this – mostly out of shock – I’ve already seen one of the main girls flash her breasts out a group of guys, and, no, they weren’t blurred out.

While I don’t really care about nudity being shown, considering the target crowd for this shore and I’m just … wow.  Really?  And what makes it even better?  Now there’s a Toys R’ Us commercial on during this.  It’s 11:41 PM here on a Monday night and I’m seeing breasts and commercials for toys … just who is this show targeting?!?

Oh, okay, now they’re in a strip club …

To the people of England, I apologize on the behalf of the United States.  This may be the worst thing we have ever done to you.

And just as I finish this post, the preview for the next episode shows one of the girls taking off her bikini top and shaking her breasts … really, I’m sorry.  So, so sorry.