27
Sep
2011

Well, here’s a new twist: Lets option the rights to a trailer and turn it into a movie.

Last February a trailer was released for an upcoming zombie game called Dead Island. The trailer very deftly got the point across that that the story would be about a zombie outbreak out a tropical resort, but between the reverse nature of the trailer’s story telling, the music and the imagery of the little girl, the trailer was a huge hit with non-gamers.

Almost immediately there was a war on for who could secure the rights to this story in the ultra-hot zombie genre.  There was a lot of back and forth, but it was announced today that Lionsgate has picked up the option for the film.

Now, don’t get me wrong, this covers the whole game and not just the trailer, but obviously the story you see in the video below will play a major role in the film.  As Joey Davidson speculated over at TechnoBuffalo, this could actually go on to become the best video game adaption ever, but of course that isn’t saying a whole lot considering the other entrants in the film genre.

Check out the trailer, and get ready for Dead Island – The Movie.


10
Aug
2011

dirty dancing logoLionsgate has optioned the rights to remake the late 1980′s hit film Dirty Dancing.

Haven’t I done this story before?  Oh yeah, I did.

It seems that the rights to the last one had its options lapse, so another company has swooped in to remake a film that has absolutely no need to be remade.  Jennifer Grey has apparently given her seal of approval to the concept of a remake, which, as the infamous “Baby” in the original means … absolutely nothing.

Oh, Hollywood … I hate you.  For whatever reason you’ve decided you need to remake every film ever made, and now that you are down to this horrid piece of drek (argue all you want, the original is a horrible story riddle with horrible acting, I don’t care how romantic you say it was, it was garbage), you need to get so excited about it that you’re already talking casting and how exciting it’ll be.

I have six words for you:

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

This line is one of the worst lines ever written or delivered in the history of film, but you know that they’ll have to include the line to make everyone in the theater squeal with happiness.

I think my brain is bleeding eve thinking about this project.