30
May
2011

Cowboys & Aliens graphic novelThe trailers for Cowboys & Aliens has been getting movie fans all jazzed up, but lets just hope it’s a lot different than the comic book it’s based on.

I had heard of the Cowboys & Aliens comic, but passed on reading it when it was first released.  Now that I’ve seen the trailer for the film, I was far more intrigued.  I ordered up a copy of the hardcover re-release of the comic created by Scott Mitchell Rosenberg and gave it a read through.

I’ll save you having to read the rest of the review:  It’s horrible and should be avoided at all costs.

While the concept is intriguing, it’s obvious that Mr. Rosenberg has no clue what to do with it once he had the name.  The characters are extremely flat and lack any sense of motivation to their actions.  The plot, what there is of it, is extremely predictable and feels more like a paint-by-numbers work than anything approximating originality.  This may be the fault of co-writers Fred Van Lente and Andrew Foley than of Rosenberg himself, but whomever is responsible should feel shame at their name being attached to this piece of drek.

Luciano Lima’s art also leaves a lot to be desired.  His anatomy is very loose, and his designs for aliens, their technology and what they wear borders on the sophomoric.  His work looks like what you submit to an art school in hopes of going to get some training to improve what talents you have, and not the polished work one would expect from a published work.  It’s extremely flat, lacking in details and has no real sense of motion.

There have been some rumors that the book was put together more as a pitch to movie studios than as any sort of serious work, and, if true,  it shows.  There is no passion here for the project, it is a culmination of people coming in, punching a clock and leaving when their shift is over.  This is not “art”, it’s filler.

The good news is that the footage shown in the trailer for the films bears little to no resemblance of the story in the comic.  The main character in the comic doesn’t have amnesia, nor does he wake up with alien tech on his wrist that he doesn’t know where it came from.  The Harrison Ford character isn’t in the comic at all.  And while there is a female that shares what looks to share one scene with the portrayal by Olivia Wilde, there are no other similarities thus far.  In short, the film looks to share only the concept in common with the comic, and, for once, that is an extremely good thing.

While I normally berate Hollywood for deviating from source material, this is one time I can honestly tell you that they are doing us a favor.  The original comic borders on being unreadable, it is just that bad.  While I am known for a harsh critic, my father actually picked up my copy one day without my knowledge and read it.  He is known for not having the most discriminating of tastes, and when he told me he had read it, I dreaded hearing what he would have to say about it.  His review was just six words, “What the hell was that mess?”

I’d say go for the movies, folks, but just the one time I would suggest you stay as far away from the original as you can.

18
Nov
2010

For once there is a comic book movie coming to the big screen that I know absolutely nothing about!

I’ve heard of Cowboys & Aliens, but I’ve never read the book, and know nothing of the storyline beyond the obvious giveaway of the title. (I’m betting it involves cowboys … and aliens … just a guess, thought)  I did get interested in it when I heard Jon Favreau (Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Elf) was going to be directing.  I enjoy his work, so this was pretty much a sealed deal for me.  But then the cast started filling up with Daniel Craig (Casino Royale, Layer Cake), Olivia Wilde (Tron Legacy, House) and Harrison Ford (if you don’t know … congratulations on being born yesterday) and … yeah, I have got to see this now.

The trailer is below, and I’m even more intrigued now.  In the words of my mother after seeing the trailer, “I wanna go NOW!”

Doesn’t look exactly high brow, but man am I even intrigued.


25
Jul
2010

The movie news pouring out of San Diego Comic Con almost makes you forget this used to be a comic book convention.  With more movies based on comic books coming out than ever before, it figures that big announcements are made at this show, and they just keep coming.

(click any of the images for full-sized views)

Green Lantern

Sadly nothing was released after this panel other than the official movie logo.  There was some footage shown, but not to the general public to see, sadly.  Apparently it was pretty quick, showed the ring forming a giant fist to hit some criminals and so on.

Two great bits of news:

  1. The costume we saw is not the final one we’ll see on screen, there is more refining to be done to it, and the black will stand out more.
  2. A kid in the audience asked Ryan Reynolds to recite Hal Jordan’s oath … everyone reported that no words had been changed.  I am now much more at ease with the film.

There were other tidbits, but we’ll see how this film turns out.

Cowboys & Aliens

I have never read the comic this is based on, but the premise is pretty easy to grasp since it’s right in the title … aliens … in the old West.

It stars Daniel Craig as a mysterious stranger who arrives in town with an odd wrist band, and when alien ships arrive to shoot the town up, he shoots one of their ships down with his device.  Wackiness ensues from there.

It also stars Olivia Wilde as a saloon girl, Harrison Ford as … someone, he’s rumored to be a bad guy.  It’s also directed by Jon Favreau who has directed the two Iron Man movies.  He’s definitely shown he is capable of directing action, and it should prove to be an interesting movie.

I love the concept of this.  There won’t be any going to the mothership and using a Mac to install a virus malarkey.  We’ll have to see how this mysterious wrist weapon works into it, but sign me up as being highly interested.

The Avengers

Yes, more news on The Avengers, but it’s because Marvel had the bright idea to bring the whole cast together on stage and become the talk of the con.

From left-to-right

  • Robert Downey Jr. – Tony Stark/Iron Man
  • Clark Gregg – Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D.
  • Scarlett Johansson – Black Widow
  • Chris Hemsworth – Thor
  • Chris Evans – Captain America
  • Samuel L. Jackson – Nick Fury
  • Jeremy Renner – Hawkeye
  • Mark Ruffalo – Bruce Banner/Hulk
  • Joss Whedon – Co-Writer/Director
  • Kevin Feige – Marvel Studios’ President

The only two thins we learned from this was the re-casting of Bruce Banner, and we didn’t know for sure the Black Widow would be in the movie.  Even not in costumes, this line-up looks amazing … I can not wait for May 4, 2012.  The only thing missing is someone really should have yelled, “AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!”

Side note from the Marvel panel … The Punisher film rights now belong to Marvel again … can we please finally get a good Punisher movie now?

22
Jul
2010

tron legacyWith San Diego Comic Con in full swing, the movie news is pouring in, and with it comes yet another trailer for Tron Legacy … prepare to have your mind blown.

First came the teaser trailer, and then the full trailer, and now we may have the most exciting trailer yet with definite hints to the plot of this long gestating sequel.  I’m ready to see this movie right now, bring it on Disney … and please don’t let it disappoint.

9
Mar
2010

tron legacyThe first full trailer for Tron Legacy has hit and … things have changed in the digital world.

We’ve already had a teaser trailer that gave us a taste of what to expect from the second Tron film, but this one gives us a bit of insight into the actual plot this time around.  If you’ve been around the Web at all, you already knew the basics, but this footage confirms it.  We still have no idea why Flynn disappeared into the digital world, but I’m not sure any of us really care … just bring on the digital world!

The only thing that worries me?  White-haired guy with a cane?  I believe he is the “night club owner” we’ve heard rumblings about … a night club … in the computer world … why?  I mean, I know it’s supposed to be a world separate from ours, but alike in some ways, but do we really need a night club scene?

Oh well, here it is, enjoy folks.  (we have to wait until December?!?)


30
Jul
2009

tron legacyBy the time Tron Legacy is released it will have been 28 years since the original Tron… who cares? This sequel could be made 50 years after the original and everyone my age would line up from the old folks home to see it.

Released on July 9, 1982, the original Tron was the first movie to really feature “computer animation” as a main story plot, and it launched an entire generation of computer geeks as we all imagined this world inside the computer.  Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges) was a computer programmer that worked for a company named ENCOM that stole his idea for a video game and went on to make millions from it.  In his efforts to get the proof, he was confronted by the Master Control Program (MCP) of ENCOM that uses a digitizing laser to transport Flynn into the company mainframe to get rid of him.

Once there, Flynn finds a fantastical world of gladiator style games that pit programs (represented by humans) against each other to the “death”.  Eventually Flynn and Tron (Bruce Boxleitner), a security program inside the mainframe, defeat the MCP, and Flynn is returned to the real world.  He gets the proof he needs to prove he created the game, and Dillinger (David Warner), who was also the template for the MCP and his general, Sark, is thrown out of the company, and Flynn is made the new CEO of ENCOM.

That is a very, very trimmed down version of the plot of Tron, and it is well worth watching if you’ve never seen it.  It changed a lot of lives, and was one of several movies (The Last Starfighter and WarGames being the other two biggies) that really got people thinking about computers and what they could do in this world.  And, hey, it also gave the world one of my all time favorite movie quotes:

Sark: You’ve got it. I’ve been hopin’ you’d send me somebody with a little bit of guts. What kind of program is he?
Master Control Program: He’s not any kind of program, Sark. He’s a User.
Sark: [shocked] A User!?

I don’t think a week goes by that I don’t say “He’s not any kind of program, Sark, He’s a user.“… and you have to say it with a bit of a British accent.

So, here we are.  In 2005 they announced a sequel to Tron, and then some test footage was shown last year at Comic Con with the title of Tr2n (thank goodness they changed it to Tron Legacy).  It was actually this same footage, but its been cleaned up considerably since then.  The biggest change is the Light Cycles (the funky motorcycles) changed significantly from the first movie when they could only make 90-degree turns.  The rumored plot is that Flynn disappeared some years ago and now his son, Sean (Garrett Hedlund), and an unknown female played by Olivia Wilde go looking for him.  Somehow or the other they end up in the computer world and discover Flynn has been there for years, and from the looks of the footage, and has taken over.

Is this movie really needed?  Who knows.  Will I be waiting like a giddy schoolboy to see it?  Yes.  Will I watch the first movie again before seeing it… oh yeah.  It’s a regular watch anyway.

So, what do you think? The look is going to take some getting used to, but I don’t care, I’m still seeing it.